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For sale- Bloody hat; formerly warn by Mayor O’Riley prior to his death. Certificate of authenticity signed by Mayor O’Riley after his death. (Asking two fresh arms or a frozen torso)
For sale- Army helmet, slightly cracked, no bullet holes, size large. (Asking a foot, female preferred)
Help Wanted- Highly mobile Zombies to deliver The Zombie Times to outlying areas in the Northern New England region. Must be reliable and not easily…Continue
Church services at St. Marks were disrupted when a hoard of West Side Zombies attempted to receive communion from Father Patrick O’Brien. As parishioners scattered in fear for the exits, Father O’Brien, true to his faith, held his ground. Dedicated to the doctrine of the church, the good father held out the chalice to the coming hoard refusing to deny the sacrament to any of the faithful. Needless to say, St. Mark’s parish will be closed for two weeks…Continue
Added by Rich Parise on January 9, 2015 at 9:33am — No Comments
The generic drug Calimax is now available at West Side Zombie Safe Houses throughout New England. Found to be effective for the relief of dry and itchy skin, Calimax has been approved by undead pharmacists and beauticians.
If while using Calimax, you experience skin decay, the loss of appendages, loss of appetite, severe anxiety or depression, a craving for fruits and vegetables or a desire to play with children, stop the use of the drug and consult your…Continue
Added by Rich Parise on January 7, 2015 at 6:17pm — No Comments
The Zombie Times is written by zombies for all zombies in the New England area with the exception of Vermont, whose charter refuses to acknowledge their presence.
A free clinic for area zombies has been opened by Dr. Joy Hemingway behind the Outlet Mall off Mass Turnpike Exit Four. The hours are 2:00 AM to 4:00 AM. Dr. Hemingway, a former dentist turned undead last fall, has collected a number of partial dentures from ravaged victims. Toothless walkers will…Continue
Added by Rich Parise on January 6, 2015 at 10:54am — No Comments
I know I've probably scared some people with some posts I've tacked up lately, but please believe me, I'm doing well and though these past few months have been one trying time for me, I'm still up and fighting...
I was watching Rocky Balboa the other day and his speech to his son really hit home and I could have sworn that I heard Komrad Rhino's voice speaking these words to me...So I'm sharing this with you in order to help many of you to see, my Brother Rhino would be one of…Continue
Added by Jessie W. Garrett III on January 1, 2015 at 4:43am — No Comments
It's been one hell of a year...Lost my Grandmother at the beginning of the year, lost my wife amolst 4 months a
Added by Jessie W. Garrett III on December 30, 2014 at 1:21am — No Comments
I'm still around...Still fighting that lonely demon, but I've faced that demon many times...But that I'm actual alone, I miss the simple things that comes with being together with someone...The talking, the laughter, the feeling of warmth from holding your special someone, the simple sent of them lingering after they leaves the house, the taste of their lips, the tender ways they hold you in the darkness and the way they fall asleep on your arm while watching TV...
I reach out…Continue
ROE is a funny thing. it's usually dictated to us by politicians in support of some far fetched and completely unrealistic agenda. but politicians don't wage war, warriors do. i've worked with guys that fought in the middle easterna conflicts that told me stories of utterly asinine rules on how they were supported to fight their battles. fucked up shit, man.
lucky for me, my first combat experience was in Siberia and our government wanted nothing more than to win. fortunately,…Continue
Added by Specialist Case on November 30, 2014 at 6:05am — No Comments
Remember, the Feed the Zombies 2 Facebook event is tomorrow. Some of the biggest names in zombie fiction will be there -- Tufo, Bourne, O'Brien, Frater, and many, many more. All books will be $.99 cents.
Here's the link:
Added by R.J. Spears on November 25, 2014 at 12:14pm — No Comments
Hey everyone, on Friday November 21, I will be releasing 2 zombie novels on Facebook in an event called Double Dead. The books are Dead Man's Land -- which is the 3rd book my Books of the Dead series, and Forget America, the 3rd book in my Forget the Zombies series.
I'm going to be giving away some ebooks, having a couple contests, and also posting author interviews. To attend, sign up at:…
Added by R.J. Spears on November 14, 2014 at 6:11pm — No Comments
Feeling better...Think I would feel much better with a woman cuddling with me while I'm sick, but I should be totally out of the feeling like shit phase come the end of the weekend...Damn I hate being sick...But, at least the boys have been real champs and the oldest been helping the little one with homework and they both have been working hard to help me out around the house...I'm pretty Damn Proud of both of them...Shows I'm doing a good…Continue
Added by Jessie W. Garrett III on November 14, 2014 at 3:22pm — No Comments
I just wanted to let all you Wicked Zombie folks know that the 2nd Annual Feed the zombie book event is coming up on November 26. It's going to be huge. There are some real heavy hitters in the zombie book field. Here are some of the names:
Added by R.J. Spears on November 5, 2014 at 8:25pm — No Comments
i lay in the bed of a dark room, staring into the deeper darkness beyond the doorway several meters from the foot of my bed. it felt like an eternity that i laid motionless, my eyes trying to pierce the shadows before they finally parted, like a curtain between my world and one i wished i didn't know was real.
the zombie that stepped through the door had to be ten feet tall. it had to bend over to fit into the room. the revenant's clothes were in tatters, its head skinless,…Continue
Added by Specialist Case on August 26, 2014 at 12:35am — No Comments
Well, not exactly. My creative partner Jenny has done a series of mermaid illustrations that challenge the traditional image of a mermaid. They are all based on species of fish indigenous to bodies of water here in the Midwest. …Continue
The Columbus Zombie Walk is scheduled for Sept. 6 at 4:30. The walk starts at the Center for Science and Industry (COSI) The address is below. The event is a fundraiser for local food banks and pantries, so if you come, bring some canned foods.
I missed last years, but the previous years have been great.
|333 W Broad St, Columbus, OH 43215|
My unit rotated in to clearing the business district of downtown Chicago last week. Combat units work on 1 of 4 different rotations- Security, Civilian Escort, Suburban Ops, Urban Ops, for a month or so before being reassigned. it's supposed to prevent burnout and keep us on our toes. It remains to be seen how effective it is. So far, I've only been on Sweep and Clear Operations.
Remember how much i bitched about standard urban ops dealing with Romeo? I should've kept my…Continue
ok, i'm back for now and ready for more. the question is, are YOU? i got plenty of stories to tell, but does anyone want to read them? show me you want to hear more!