YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!
10. Don't call the Government for help.
9. Don't barricade yourself in the attic.
8. Hardtops are better than convertibles.
7. Whether a fuckin' costume or a way of life, a leather jacket and a mohawk do absolutely nothing to prevent a zombie from biting into your head like a candy apple.
6. Don't smack around old storage drums.
5. Don't agree to do a favor for someone unless you know EXACTLY what it is first.
4. Sometimes the movies lie.
3. Be VERY careful about answering calls for help, especially if you're a cop or paramedic.
2.Don't get naked in cemeteries.