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10 Things I Learned From "The Return of the Living Dead" About Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

10. Don't call the Government for help.

  9. Don't barricade yourself in the attic.

  8. Hardtops are better than convertibles.

  7. Whether a fuckin' costume or a way of life, a leather jacket and a mohawk do absolutely nothing to prevent a zombie from biting into your head like a candy apple.

  6. Don't smack around old storage drums.

  5. Don't agree to do a favor for someone unless you know EXACTLY what it is first.

  4. Sometimes the movies lie.

  3. Be VERY careful about answering calls for help, especially if you're a cop or paramedic.

  2.Don't get naked in cemeteries.

  1.Stay the fuck out of the basement. Seriously, there's nothing good down there.

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Comment by Shootmenow on September 3, 2011 at 7:29pm
Would you believe I made that myself for less than $30? Every time I watched the movie, I kept thinkin' "I need myself a zombie in a drum!". Finally came across an old storage barrel and knew it was time;-)
Comment by Bota2112 on September 3, 2011 at 9:50am
Shootmenow, that's bad ass! where did you get that canister from!!?
Comment by Shootmenow on August 30, 2011 at 6:20pm
Heh, Stalker, You just haven't been in my basement.
Comment by Komrad Mercenary☭ on August 30, 2011 at 11:08am
Great list that movie is a zombie classic!
Comment by Stalker Taint on August 30, 2011 at 8:19am
I disagree. Basements generally have wonderful supplies, such as tools, hardware, extra canned food, bottled water. Any storm shelter that people want to use for safety would have these inside them for known reasons. It could be used to barricade, make weapons, make traps, etc. etc. Not arguing, just saying. Plus, I agree with what most of you said, i.e. the calls for help.
Comment by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on August 29, 2011 at 10:08pm
i like this. lol.
Comment by Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭ on August 29, 2011 at 9:34pm
That is a cool list do you have any other 10 Things I Learned From movies?
Comment by monkeycstars (cassandra) on August 29, 2011 at 9:33pm

Extremely useful information...


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