May 2010 Blog Posts (27)

We have just received the first reports of the undead in Middleton, Delaware. It appears that the zombies have managed to spread onto the Eastern Shore despite the destruction of the bridges over the Chesapeake and Delaware canal by the Delaware National Guard. Residents are advised to arm themselves and stay in their homes while a defense can be organized.

We are already receiving reports of large number of troops being airlifted into Dover Air Force Base in an effort to…

Currently the Army and Marines are fighting in the area immediately surrounding the remains of Philadelphia. Meanwhile National Guard troops from New Jersey, New York, and Pennsylvania have formed a protective cordon just south of Harrisburg, east to Allentown, and over to East Brunswick in an attempt to contain the undead threat. Heavy fighting continues in Trenton with the Air Force using napalm to destroy large groups of zombies. Sporadic fighting continues to take place in Wilmington,…

Day 136

1345 hrs

Our reconnaissance patrols have noticed more and more refugees are walking down the rural roads in groups, looking like a wild herd of game in Africa, the term safety in numbers never applied more than now. A lone military Humvee with a .50 cal M2 in the turret, fired a good 30 - 40 rounds with a 5/1 mix of tracer rounds as it sped through the abandon cars while going down the road. Refugees hit the ground as the 700 gr tracers were hitting a…

The CDC has announced a quarantine of the entire Greater Philadelphia Area. Youthie bracelet telemetry, eye witness reports, and aerial surveillance all indicate a fairly widespread outbreak of the undead in the downtown Philadelphia area. Numerous deaths and reanimations have also been reported. Pennsylvania state police and National Guard have set up road blocks on all routes in and out of the city in an effort to enforce the quarantine. Residents of Philadelphia are ordered to stay in…

yes!!!!

finally this fucking torture is over!!!!!

i will be out of the zombie danger zone school (should an outbreak occur remember my other blog about a school made out of fuckin glass practically?!??!?!!!)

i'm glad to leave this school it's shit it's stupid

and for once i'm not high while at school!!!!

haha XD oh this is gonna…

Widespread protests took place across the country due to the use of a tactical nuclear warhead on Possum city, Missouri. Today marks the third anniversary of this tragic event.

While addressing protestors in Dallas, Texas this morning the President stated that while he was sorry for the destruction and the loss of life, he and Congress had had no choice but to bomb Possum city. To quote President Doyle “It was the only means of stopping the spread of the zombie outbreak into…

Day 113

1345 hrs

Our patrols have found lots of different compound bows among the many abandon trucks and cars on the road and in some abandon trailers in the past several weeks, So we now have hundreds of arrows both broadheads and practice point and have put them to good use after hours and hours of training. Our patrols have used them to take out individual infected at close range without drawing attention to themselves and wasting a 9mm round from our HK…