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May 2010 Blog Posts (27)

Home is where you Hang your hat

We drove into Andrew's Grove the place seemed to be all fucked up there was zack everywhere we had to speed through town but at the edge of town we saw a super wal-mart Tucker just said "yes" and looked at it with longing eyes I just looked at him and said "fuck it lets go, yo nick were going looting in Wally World so just drive around but stay close when I shoot into the air get going to where we are fast cause I gotta feeling we gonna need to bolt"



Tucker and I hopped outta the car… Continue

Added by Bastion WFP on May 31, 2010 at 11:29pm — 2 Comments

A whole lotta nothing

As I sat in the back of the Ford Ranger next to a 65 gallon tank of gas the song When the Levee Breaks by Led Zepp came on I stood up and look around all I saw was a whole lotta nothing just grass and the occaisional tree and a house or the burned wreck of one



It was me and 2 other people both of them family one was Tucker an adopted gangbanger from Detroit and Nick another cousin from Marquette both met me in Southern Wisconsin and we figured we'd head west towards our uncles cabin… Continue

Added by Bastion WFP on May 30, 2010 at 10:46am — 1 Comment

In a Big Country

I hiked onto the top of the next Moutain and looked around and saw what the Scots call big country I yelled down into the Valley "HELLO!" and to my shock and surprise I had a reply "HELLO!" I yelled "WHERE ARE YOU?" the man said "LOOK AHEAD" and there he was over a mile away on the mountain across the valley I laughed and yelled "MEET ME AT THE BOTTOM AY?" man didn't say anything just started heading down as did I



I started hmmm to myself a song that was a hit in the 80's it was call… Continue

Added by Bastion WFP on May 28, 2010 at 5:57pm — 1 Comment

In other News...Day 11

The Dover Line, stretching from Greensboro Maryland to the Atlantic Ocean just North of Dover, Delaware has successfully held off the oncoming wave of zombies for the past day and a half. However virtually all members of the armed forces on the Eastern Shore are currently taking part in holding the Line, leaving the rest of the Shore to fend for itself. While the Choptank River will act as a barrier against the zombies for the rest of the Shore the towns of Easton, Oxford, Trappe, and St.… Continue

Added by John McDonald on May 26, 2010 at 8:30pm — 4 Comments

The Things I Saw

The things I saw during the Infected years were terrible somethings I'd rather talk about over a case of Jack Daniels but since we don't got no god damn Jack I guess I'll stick to this what did you call it? -a mojito- A mojito huh? Sounds gay but it's better than nothing anyway you want to know what I saw what I did? -yes- Fine the thing for me that opitimizes the infected years is this story



*chugs mojito*



It was my first day on the Wall I was green as grass and didn't… Continue

Added by Bastion WFP on May 25, 2010 at 10:36pm — 1 Comment

In other News...Day 10

We have just received the first reports of the undead in Middleton, Delaware. It appears that the zombies have managed to spread onto the Eastern Shore despite the destruction of the bridges over the Chesapeake and Delaware canal by the Delaware National Guard. Residents are advised to arm themselves and stay in their homes while a defense can be organized.

We are already receiving reports of large number of troops being airlifted into Dover Air Force Base in an effort to…

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Added by John McDonald on May 25, 2010 at 10:30pm — No Comments

Size 12 boots in a Size 10 War

God damn I'm sick of marching it's not that I'm weak or nothing I mean by now none of us should be weak christ we've been marching for nearly 2 months now on back trails or country roads killing the infected, getting ambushed, killing the wounded, and maybe save a person in that order if I might add anyway this whole shitstorm happened about 2 months ago maybe a week before we started marching I requisitioned for new boots because my old ones were so beat up I could stick my toes through… Continue

Added by Bastion WFP on May 25, 2010 at 7:24pm — 1 Comment

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Added by Brandy on May 25, 2010 at 3:09pm — No Comments

In other News...Day 9

Currently the Army and Marines are fighting in the area immediately surrounding the remains of Philadelphia. Meanwhile National Guard troops from New Jersey, New York, and Pennsylvania have formed a protective cordon just south of Harrisburg, east to Allentown, and over to East Brunswick in an attempt to contain the undead threat. Heavy fighting continues in Trenton with the Air Force using napalm to destroy large groups of zombies. Sporadic fighting continues to take place in Wilmington,…

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Added by John McDonald on May 24, 2010 at 5:00pm — 2 Comments

Ma Duece

Day 136

1345 hrs

Our reconnaissance patrols have noticed more and more refugees are walking down the rural roads in groups, looking like a wild herd of game in Africa, the term safety in numbers never applied more than now. A lone military Humvee with a .50 cal M2 in the turret, fired a good 30 - 40 rounds with a 5/1 mix of tracer rounds as it sped through the abandon cars while going down the road. Refugees hit the ground as the 700 gr tracers were hitting a…

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Added by Bob Mares Photography on May 22, 2010 at 12:09pm — 1 Comment

In other News.... Day 8

We are sad to announce the total destruction of Philadelphia by a 20 megaton thermonuclear device due to an uncontrolled outbreak of the undead. This was done by order of the President and a unanimous vote of both houses of Congress. Large numbers of US Army and Marine troops have been deployed in a wide circle around the remains of Philadelphia in the hopes of containing the outbreak from spreading further. In addition large numbers of Delaware National Guardsmen have been deployed around the… Continue

Added by John McDonald on May 20, 2010 at 6:57pm — No Comments

The Hiker

I hiked down another moutain and into a quite deep but comfortable valley it was then when I saw the first one I had seen in a while bout 6 or 7 months anyway it was probably one of the firsts he was a hiker like me though he was wearing a dickies outfit and some timberland boots at first all I did was sigh I thought about how in a past life we could of been friends and then I thought that was something all soldiers think and then he charged I whipped my Walther P22 out of my holster and shot… Continue

Added by Bastion WFP on May 19, 2010 at 11:16pm — 1 Comment

Conquistadora‏

Day 132





0700 hrs





The Spanish Conquistadors first intoduced the horse to New Mexico during the 1500's, now we use several horses we have found running free on some of the ranches we have occupied for reconnaissance patrols. Some girls from the pageant are expert horse riders, and are training others to ride. Our horses can carry lots of supplies and now our patrols are going farther and farther out. We have used dirt bikes and ATV's in the past but they tend to… Continue

Added by Bob Mares Photography on May 19, 2010 at 9:56pm — 3 Comments

In other News.... Day 7

The CDC has announced a quarantine of the entire Greater Philadelphia Area. Youthie bracelet telemetry, eye witness reports, and aerial surveillance all indicate a fairly widespread outbreak of the undead in the downtown Philadelphia area. Numerous deaths and reanimations have also been reported. Pennsylvania state police and National Guard have set up road blocks on all routes in and out of the city in an effort to enforce the quarantine. Residents of Philadelphia are ordered to stay in…

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Added by John McDonald on May 19, 2010 at 7:09pm — No Comments

last day of senior year in high school!!!

yes!!!!

finally this fucking torture is over!!!!!

i will be out of the zombie danger zone school (should an outbreak occur remember my other blog about a school made out of fuckin glass practically?!??!?!!!)

i'm glad to leave this school it's shit it's stupid

and for once i'm not high while at school!!!!

haha XD oh this is gonna…

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Added by xxemogirxx on May 19, 2010 at 10:20am — No Comments

In other News..... Day 1

Widespread protests took place across the country due to the use of a tactical nuclear warhead on Possum city, Missouri. Today marks the third anniversary of this tragic event.

While addressing protestors in Dallas, Texas this morning the President stated that while he was sorry for the destruction and the loss of life, he and Congress had had no choice but to bomb Possum city. To quote President Doyle “It was the only means of stopping the spread of the zombie outbreak into…

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Added by John McDonald on May 18, 2010 at 10:00pm — 1 Comment

On the Road

I was cruising to my job station in my piece of shit oldsmobile when I saw this big crowd of people banging on the doors I popped my Glock out of my holster at first I thought they were theifs after all there were some pretty choice rides but there was something different bout these theifs I mean who the fuck tries to rob a place in broad daylight?



And that's when the charged me I didn't even have time to finish my thought when they came I shot once in the chest and one in the head… Continue

Added by Bastion WFP on May 16, 2010 at 11:39pm — 1 Comment

Overkill

Myself and Beauregard drove our Deuce down Kettle Street in Milwaukee going slow making a fuckload a noise with a shitload of zeds behind us maybe a few thousand so with Beau in the front driving and me in the back cleaning the .50 loading it and mounting it along with loading mounting and cleaning the Mark 19 which is easier said then done in a moving truck



We were moving for a good hour after that and we somehow got ourselves in Miller Park and with only one way for zack to get in… Continue

Added by Bastion WFP on May 16, 2010 at 1:38pm — 1 Comment

The Boxer

I waltzed down Main St. in some small town shit hole music blasting zack moaning and fires blazing I saw 3 of them 2 scrawny fucks and then a big guy pretty big at least must've been a new one anyway I took off my coat then I reached into my bag put on my leather gloves then put on my brass nucks over them I looked back up and saw that zack was just standing there guess they thought I would run or something



So when I saw they weren't moving I reached into my bag again and took out a… Continue

Added by Bastion WFP on May 15, 2010 at 7:14pm — 1 Comment

Stealthy Kills

Day 113

1345 hrs

Our patrols have found lots of different compound bows among the many abandon trucks and cars on the road and in some abandon trailers in the past several weeks, So we now have hundreds of arrows both broadheads and practice point and have put them to good use after hours and hours of training. Our patrols have used them to take out individual infected at close range without drawing attention to themselves and wasting a 9mm round from our HK…

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Added by Bob Mares Photography on May 15, 2010 at 10:22am — 3 Comments

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Well, The urban tactical training went bust. Come to find out the teacher was arrested for fraud. Don't know the whole story, so that's all I know. Still raising Lj, who is now in high school. New job is is in home health care. Basically I go to patient homes and help them perform everyday living actions. From helping them bathe properly to helping them cook their meals. It's the field I feel needed in. Not many males can do this job. No I Do Not help the female patients. To much could be…

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