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According to Forbes, the recent Miami zombie cannibal attack was caused by bath salts; according to Weekly World News, these bath salts are also the cause of many recent flesh-eating bacteria outbreaks, as described in the story below.

First, from Forbes:

The concern over synthetic drugs has come to a head in recent months, according to experts, and evidenced by events in Miami last weekend. On Saturday, Rudy…

'House of Undead' Discovered.

Dozens of Necrotics Neutralized.

In a major initiative this morning, Danish police raided an abandoned apartment building on Louisevej Road.

A ZWN iReporter caught the event on camera (left) as dozens of zombified inhabitants were herded out of…

Civil Unrest Spreads:

The Infected Attack Police Lines

The brief period of cooperation between civilians and police was shattered last night.

Hundreds of masked youths took to the dimly lit streets of Gellerup. Running battles with riot police took place on many main intersections. Tear gas canisters were launched in an effort to…

When I Was Not A Zombie When I was not a zombie I heard a wise man say, ‘Use guns and flames and bullets But keep your brains away; Give mush away, and dog food, But keep the humans free.’ But I was not a zombie, No use to talk to me. When I was not a zombie I heard him say again, ‘They lurch out of the shadows And then they eat your brain; ’Tis gnawed with moans a-plenty And then enzombies you.’ And I am now a zombie, And oh, ’tis true, ’tis…