In other News..... Day 1

Widespread protests took place across the country due to the use of a tactical nuclear warhead on Possum city, Missouri. Today marks the third anniversary of this tragic event.

While addressing protestors in Dallas, Texas this morning the President stated that while he was sorry for the destruction and the loss of life, he and Congress had had no choice but to bomb Possum city. To quote President Doyle “It was the only means of stopping the spread of the zombie outbreak into the surrounding countryside. Next time should we let the undead eat the entire population of the US of A?” The crowd of protestors began dispersing immediately following the president’s speech.