December 2011 Blog Posts (30)

Civil Unrest Spreads:

The Infected Attack Police Lines

The brief period of cooperation between civilians and police was shattered last night.

Hundreds of masked youths took to the dimly lit streets of Gellerup. Running battles with riot police took place on many main intersections. Tear gas canisters were launched in an effort to…

When I Was Not A Zombie When I was not a zombie I heard a wise man say, ‘Use guns and flames and bullets But keep your brains away; Give mush away, and dog food, But keep the humans free.’ But I was not a zombie, No use to talk to me. When I was not a zombie I heard him say again, ‘They lurch out of the shadows And then they eat your brain; ’Tis gnawed with moans a-plenty And then enzombies you.’ And I am now a zombie, And oh, ’tis true, ’tis…

the blood is pooling in my eyes

the fluid in my lungs

chokes my cries

my veins…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think its time for another wonderful weekly session of your questions and my answers. That's what I think.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's one thing to fantasize about blowing a Zombie's head off, but it's quite another thing to actually do it. That's what I think.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I was originally gonna talk about some cool custom Zombie statues that you could have made of yourself or a loved one, but I just got a news flash that blows that holiday gift out of the water. That's what I…

All Zombies are innocent until proven guilty, Lets start with '28 days later' 28 days later first scene, monkey attacks a woman then she throws up and seems to attack some guy. But what does she actually do? Some time later, a priest comes at him looking like he's going to attack the star. Well if a priest came at me like that sure I'd defend myself, but what is actually happening here? A bit later the star is with some 'people' and some Zombies jump threw the window. next they jump him and…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think the way things are going, we can pretty soon stop calling this country America, and just start referring to it as "The Moving Buffet". That's what I think.…