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Mister Cantankerous
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Brain-Donors.Com

This is where I hang my hat. This is the place where  Mr. Underfoot my Zombie Cat and I  Mister Cantankerous oversee our plot to take over the world. It's also the home of my blog that you future brain donors get a small taste of here at Wicked Zombies. Feel free to click the link above and stop on by to say "Hello". Fresh brains are always welcome.

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"Ask the Dead Guy No. 9"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I know of at least one future brain donor who's glad to be alive and kicking again. That's what I think.

Bob is alive…

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Posted on January 30, 2012 at 1:47pm

"Bonus Days"

Well I'll tell you what I think. I think there is nothing better than finding a "Bonus Day" in your schedule. That's what I think.

It's no surprise to me that…

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Posted on January 26, 2012 at 1:00pm

"Out Takes: The Bacon Sessions"

Posted on January 25, 2012 at 11:48am

"Things You Wished You Knew Before You Died No. 5"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think anyone who says a person is judged by the number of friends who attend their funeral apparently has no fucking clue what they're talking about. That's what I think.…



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Posted on January 17, 2012 at 2:45pm

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BAHHHHHH FUCKING HUMMMMBUUUGGGGGGG!!!

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About You?
I am a pissed off Zombie, hence my chosen Zombie name. I live to eat brains, and when not eating, I am picking the brains of all potential future brain donors, so that I can fill the pages of my blog over at brain-donors.com
My Opinion Of How/When And/Or What "Z-Day" Will Be...
Well our game plan is to start the Apocalypse or as we like to refer to it as "The All You Can Eat Buffet", some time during 2012
In The First Hours Of "Z-Day" I Would Go...
...out to eat with all my new friends. What did you expect me to say?
My Ideal Weapon(s) To Use During "Z-Day"...
whatever is handy...get it?
Other Than Zombies I Would Have To Worry About...
By other Zombies do you mean like in terms of competing for the freshest brains?

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For sale- Bloody hat; formerly warn by Mayor O’Riley prior to his death. Certificate of authenticity signed by Mayor O’Riley after his death. (Asking two fresh arms or a frozen torso)

For sale- Army helmet, slightly cracked, no bullet holes, size large. (Asking a foot, female preferred)

Help Wanted- Highly mobile Zombies to deliver The Zombie Times to outlying areas in the Northern New England region. Must be reliable and not easily…

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Posted by Rich Parise on January 10, 2015 at 9:40am — 1 Comment

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Westfield, Massachusetts

Church services at St. Marks were disrupted when a hoard of West Side Zombies attempted to receive communion from Father Patrick O’Brien. As parishioners scattered in fear for the exits, Father O’Brien, true to his faith, held his ground. Dedicated to the doctrine of the church, the good father held out the chalice to the coming hoard refusing to deny the sacrament to any of the faithful. Needless to say, St. Mark’s parish will be closed for two weeks…

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Posted by Rich Parise on January 9, 2015 at 9:33am

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Calimax

The generic drug Calimax is now available at West Side Zombie Safe Houses throughout New England. Found to be effective for the relief of dry and itchy skin, Calimax has been approved by undead pharmacists and beauticians.

If while using Calimax, you experience skin decay, the loss of appendages, loss of appetite, severe anxiety or depression, a craving for fruits and vegetables or a desire to play with children, stop the use of the drug and consult your…

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Posted by Rich Parise on January 7, 2015 at 6:17pm

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The Zombie Times is written by zombies for all zombies in the New England area with the exception of Vermont, whose charter refuses to acknowledge their presence.

Lee, Massachusetts

A free clinic for area zombies has been opened by Dr. Joy Hemingway behind the Outlet Mall off Mass Turnpike Exit Four. The hours are 2:00 AM to 4:00 AM. Dr. Hemingway, a former dentist turned undead last fall, has collected a number of partial dentures from ravaged victims. Toothless walkers will…

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Posted by Rich Parise on January 6, 2015 at 10:54am

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