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I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
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There's a zombie walk on Oct. 5 at Asbury Park, NJ.  I'll be hawking my book,"I've Been Deader," somewhere in the middle of 10,000 or so undead.  Stop by and say hello.  Bring cash or chocolate and…Continue

Tags: spam, books, zombiewalk

Started this discussion. Last reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ Sep 24, 2013.

Heros of the apocalypse
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Chances are they will be bad men.

Tags: heros, splimker, sifre, Zombie

Started this discussion. Last reply by Cher Oct 1, 2012.

I am being honored
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In celebration of being me, and the release of "I've Been Deader", a little zombie flash fiction contest is being held on Friday the 13th. Come play.…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Splinker Jul 13, 2012.

Fast or Slow
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As I was reading another excellent chapter of "I've Been Deader," I started to wonder about the recent trend of fast zombies. Do the manic, crazed running undead terrify you, or do the traditional…Continue

Tags: shambler, Deader, Been, I've, zombie

Started this discussion. Last reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ Jul 28, 2012.

 

Zombie HorrorScope. Leo. Look for something different in the shopping mall. Focus in the handicapped. A friend stops by as dinner.

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KOMRAD RHINO☭ replied to Splinker's discussion I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
"will you sell to rage or runner zombies to? lol. sorry dude. had to ask because of the discussion title. lol"
Sep 24, 2013
saint.357 replied to Splinker's discussion I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
"heck yeah i'm going it sounds awesome plus never been down the shore so yeah. i'm probably just gonna donate some canned goods to get the free zombie makeup job. really don't fell like trying to fine a party city."
Sep 23, 2013
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ replied to Splinker's discussion I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
"You are going to go? Are you dressing like a Zombie? I might have to shamble over to the beach! "
Sep 23, 2013
saint.357 replied to Splinker's discussion I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
"i know i hope we get it back, NJ needs the zombie record. at least then there would be something cool about this fucking state."
Sep 22, 2013
Splinker replied to Splinker's discussion I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
"They want to take back the world record for most zombies.  They are hoping to get more than 10,000."
Sep 22, 2013
R.J. Spears replied to Splinker's discussion I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
"Sorry to not be able to go to this one.  Sounds like a great time. -- R.J. Spears"
Sep 21, 2013
saint.357 replied to Splinker's discussion I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
"i am so going to this i thought they wouldn't have a zombie walk this year cause of sandy but they worked really fast rebuilding the boardwalk. wow two zombie related events with in three much of each other. this rocks!"
Sep 21, 2013
KOMRAD RHINO☭ replied to Splinker's discussion I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
"lol. would go if i could. have fun bro."
Sep 21, 2013
Komrad Dead Warrior☭ replied to Splinker's discussion I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
"Sounds like a blast have fun and sell your ass off! "
Sep 20, 2013
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I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!

There's a zombie walk on Oct. 5 at Asbury Park, NJ.  I'll be hawking my book,"I've Been Deader," somewhere in the middle of 10,000 or so undead.  Stop by and say hello.  Bring cash or chocolate and ammo.  Will also trade for aspirin and AA batteries.See More
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The Politics of Me (and "I've Been Deader")

Why I Should Be PresidentSome of you may know that today is election day here in the United States.  If you watch the news, you know that Obama wants to eat our children and Mitt wants to usher in an apocalypse where the rich spend all their time dining on solyent green.…See More
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About You?
I wrote a little zombie tale. "I've Been Deader." It's got love, betrayal and lots of biting.
My Opinion Of How/When And/Or What "Z-Day" Will Be...
I believe Z-day will start at the Department of Motor Vehicles and several IKEA furniture stores, and that it will take some time before anyone notices.
In The First Hours Of "Z-Day" I Would Go...
To the nearest Assisted Living facility. I want to be one of the faster and stronger people in the crowd.
My Ideal Weapon(s) To Use During "Z-Day"...
Charm and poise.
Other Than Zombies I Would Have To Worry About...
Walking the dog. A M*A*S*H reunion movie.
Breathers who are just waiting for an opportunity to take my stuff.

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I'm just a soul whose intentions are good...

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http://ivebeendeader.blogspot.com/2012/11/im-just-soul-whos-intentions-are-good.html

Posted on November 19, 2012 at 8:31am

The Politics of Me (and "I've Been Deader")

Why I Should Be President

Some of you may know that today is election day here in the United States.  If you watch the news, you know that Obama wants to eat our children and Mitt wants to usher in an apocalypse where the rich spend all their time dining on solyent green.…

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Posted on November 6, 2012 at 11:15am

From my upcoming book, "Bedtime poems for naughty children."

A zombie caught me at half past five,

"What's it like to be alive?"



I didn't know quite what to say.

"I try to take it day by day."



It moaned and scratched a little bit,

"Don't you ever think of it?"



So I bit the zombie at half past five,

thinking it might turn it alive.



It tasted green, of brine and slime,

"Why'd you do…
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Posted on October 11, 2012 at 12:58pm — 2 Comments

Top ten causes of a zombie apocalypse:



1. Obama
2. Zombies
3. Meteorites
4. Synchronized swimming
5. Mosquitoes
6. Loved ones
7. Corporate greed
8. Well meaning scientists
9. IKEA
10. Terrorists

Posted on August 15, 2012 at 12:04pm

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My unit rotated in to clearing the business district of downtown Chicago last week.  Combat units work on 1 of 4 different rotations- Security, Civilian Escort, Suburban Ops, Urban Ops, for a month or so before being reassigned.  it's supposed to prevent burnout and keep us on our toes.  It remains to be seen how effective it is.  So far, I've only been on Sweep and Clear Operations.  

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who wants more?

ok, i'm back for now and ready for more.  the question is, are YOU?  i got plenty of stories to tell, but does anyone want to read them?  show me you want to hear more!

Posted by Specialist Case on July 17, 2014 at 2:33am — 1 Comment

Research project

   Been roaming the net checking out these sites with Zombie Survival Lists...I've been to actual Survival Sites to the CDC website to even Store sites in which they claim to have the best survival lists throughout the world...

   And from what I've seen on all these sites, even the CDC so-called Disaster Lists, that everyone of them are trying to give good advice, but most of their advice and suggestions are so bogus that no wonder people are confused on where to start or…

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Posted by Jessie W. Garrett III on June 24, 2014 at 1:35pm — 2 Comments

Hey Guys,    Well, I'm back...They buried grandma next to grandpa after a heated bit of major family drama...In 96 we moved to TN and since then, the only real ties I had in Champaign, Il, was my gr…

Hey Guys,

   Well, I'm back...They buried grandma next to grandpa after a heated bit of major family drama...In 96 we moved to TN and since then, the only real ties I had in Champaign, Il, was my grandmother...Well no that she's gone, I don't really feel like my hometown is home anymore...It was just a place I was raised...Yes I do have uncle's and cousins and family living up there, but I've never been close to them even when growing up...

   So now with grandma gone,…

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