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Splinker
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I'll sell to breathers and shamblers alike!
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There's a zombie walk on Oct. 5 at Asbury Park, NJ. I'll be hawking my book,"I've Been Deader," somewhere in the middle of 10,000 or so undead. Stop by and say hello. Bring cash or chocolate and…Continue
Tags: spam, books, zombiewalk
Started this discussion. Last reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ Aug 17, 2020.
Heros of the apocalypse
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Chances are they will be bad men.
Tags: heros, splimker, sifre, Zombie
Started this discussion. Last reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ Aug 17, 2020.
I am being honored
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In celebration of being me, and the release of "I've Been Deader", a little zombie flash fiction contest is being held on Friday the 13th. Come play.…Continue
Started this discussion. Last reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ Nov 16, 2020.
Fast or Slow
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As I was reading another excellent chapter of "I've Been Deader," I started to wonder about the recent trend of fast zombies. Do the manic, crazed running undead terrify you, or do the traditional…Continue
Tags: shambler, Deader, Been, I've, zombie
Started this discussion. Last reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ Jul 28, 2012.
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Profile Information
- About You?
- I wrote a little zombie tale. "I've Been Deader." It's got love, betrayal and lots of biting.
- My Opinion Of How/When And/Or What "Z-Day" Will Be...
- I believe Z-day will start at the Department of Motor Vehicles and several IKEA furniture stores, and that it will take some time before anyone notices.
- In The First Hours Of "Z-Day" I Would Go...
- To the nearest Assisted Living facility. I want to be one of the faster and stronger people in the crowd.
- My Ideal Weapon(s) To Use During "Z-Day"...
- Charm and poise.
- Other Than Zombies I Would Have To Worry About...
- Walking the dog. A M*A*S*H reunion movie.
Breathers who are just waiting for an opportunity to take my stuff.
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I'm just a soul whose intentions are good...
STGRB, Amazon Review Mafia and other special snowflakes.
http://ivebeendeader.blogspot.com/2012/11/im-just-soul-whos-intentions-are-good.html
http://ivebeendeader.blogspot.com/2012/11/im-just-soul-whos-intentions-are-good.html
Posted on November 19, 2012 at 8:31am — 1 Comment
The Politics of Me (and "I've Been Deader")
Why I Should Be President
Some of you may know that today is election day here in the United States. If you watch the news, you know that Obama wants to eat our children and Mitt wants to usher in an apocalypse where the rich spend all their time dining on solyent green.…
Posted on November 6, 2012 at 11:15am
From my upcoming book, "Bedtime poems for naughty children."
A zombie caught me at half past five,
"What's it like to be alive?"
I didn't know quite what to say.
"I try to take it day by day."
It moaned and scratched a little bit,
"Don't you ever think of it?"
So I bit the zombie at half past five,
thinking it might turn it alive.
It tasted green, of brine and slime,
"Why'd you do…
Continue It tasted green, of brine and slime,
"Why'd you do…
Posted on October 11, 2012 at 12:58pm — 2 Comments
Top ten causes of a zombie apocalypse:
1. Obama
2. Zombies
3. Meteorites
4. Synchronized swimming
5. Mosquitoes
6. Loved ones
7. Corporate greed
8. Well meaning scientists
9. IKEA
10. Terrorists
Posted on August 15, 2012 at 12:04pm
Comment Wall (10 comments)
- At 9:14am on August 17, 2020,
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ said…
- At 7:57pm on November 17, 2016,
B. Alex Thompson said…
- Enjoy the fun side of a zombie apocalypse with Chaos Campus!
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- At 10:59am on August 17, 2014, Komrad Zombie Slayer☭ gave Splinker a gift…
- At 10:31pm on August 18, 2013, Vicious Lee gave Splinker a gift…
- At 6:25pm on September 4, 2012,
No I found it searching for zombie stuff...
- At 5:00pm on September 4, 2012,
- At 6:21pm on July 9, 2012,
Komrad Wayne said…
Welcome to the fam!
- At 4:00pm on July 9, 2012,
Black Plague said…
- At 1:05pm on July 7, 2012,
MALICE☭ said…
- At 4:20pm on July 5, 2012,
KOMRAD RHINO☭ said…
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Going through a lot
Well, wanted to juststop in and check on things...Been a long time since I have stopped by...Well things are not going as well as I would have hoped, but, you know, that's life...
Some good things are my son, has turned 18 and has also graduated high school...I'm very proud of him...He has plans of going back to school after the getting a job and saving money for the school with the music production studies he wants to do...So I am very proud of…
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