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Why I Should Be President

Some of you may know that today is election day here in the United States.  If you watch the news, you know that Obama wants to eat our children and Mitt wants to usher in an apocalypse where the rich spend all their time dining on solyent green.…

A zombie caught me at half past five,

"What's it like to be alive?"



I didn't know quite what to say.

"I try to take it day by day."



It moaned and scratched a little bit,

"Don't you ever think of it?"



So I bit the zombie at half past five,

1. Obama
2. Zombies
3. Meteorites
4. Synchronized swimming
5. Mosquitoes
6. Loved ones
7. Corporate greed
8. Well meaning scientists
9. IKEA
10. Terrorists

Celebrate International Zombie Day

In honor of my new(ish) book,"I've Been Deader," today is International Zombie Day. There's a facebook page and everything! https://www.facebook.com/events/458142407538835/ Anyway, it's a great day to post something about zombies,…

Another short, quick piece that takes place in the "I've Been Deader" universe.

BEACHES



It was early fall and not very warm, so the beach was nearly deserted. Jon sat on a large towel, taking in the gray waters, gray sky and washout shore, what little color it clung to rapidly being lost in the fog. The soft crashing of small waves tried to lull him to sleep, and he’d found his head nodding more than once before snapping up in alarm. There was no one else around,…

Zombie Poems For Naughty Children

Some poems to delight and fright :)…

At a time when I should be talking about the new release of "I've Been Deader," the fact that it is number six in horror on the Amazon Free In Kindle Store, even as I type, and the pending release date for the prequel, "Take A Breather," I have for some reason decided to talk about politics.



Specifically, I want to discuss the Obama Administration's failure to form an adequate contingency plan for a zombie apocalypse.…

A piece of flash fiction that takes place in the "I've Been Deader" universe.

EGG HUNT!