YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!
Some of you may know that today is election day here in the United States. If you watch the news, you know that Obama wants to eat our children and Mitt wants to usher in an apocalypse where the rich spend all their time dining on solyent green.…
Added by Splinker on November 6, 2012 at 11:15am — No Comments
A zombie caught me at half past five,
"What's it like to be alive?"
I didn't know quite what to say.
"I try to take it day by day."
It moaned and scratched a little bit,
"Don't you ever think of it?"
So I bit the zombie at half past five,
4. Synchronized swimming
6. Loved ones
7. Corporate greed
8. Well meaning scientists
Added by Splinker on August 15, 2012 at 12:04pm — No Comments
In honor of my new(ish) book,"I've Been Deader," today is International Zombie Day. There's a facebook page and everything! https://www.facebook.com/events/458142407538835/ Anyway, it's a great day to post something about zombies,…Continue
Another short, quick piece that takes place in the "I've Been Deader" universe.
It was early fall and not very warm, so the beach was nearly deserted. Jon sat on a large towel, taking in the gray waters, gray sky and washout shore, what little color it clung to rapidly being lost in the fog. The soft crashing of small waves tried to lull him to sleep, and he’d found his head nodding more than once before snapping up in alarm. There was no one else around,…
Added by Splinker on July 8, 2012 at 11:13am — No Comments
Every zombie apocalypse has to start somewhere. Here's how mine happened. (From "Take A Breather," the prequel to "I've Been Deader")
President Dobbs looked a lot cheerier than he felt. Or ever was, for that matter. Cursed or…
Added by Splinker on July 7, 2012 at 1:31pm — No Comments
Added by Splinker on July 6, 2012 at 10:57am — No Comments
At a time when I should be talking about the new release of "I've Been Deader," the fact that it is number six in horror on the Amazon Free In Kindle Store, even as I type, and the pending release date for the prequel, "Take A Breather," I have for some reason decided to talk about politics.
Specifically, I want to discuss the Obama Administration's failure to form an adequate contingency plan for a zombie apocalypse.…
Added by Splinker on July 6, 2012 at 10:50am — No Comments
A piece of flash fiction that takes place in the "I've Been Deader" universe.
Added by Splinker on July 6, 2012 at 9:21am — No Comments