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Added by Splinker on November 19, 2012 at 8:31am — 1 Comment

The Politics of Me (and "I've Been Deader")

Why I Should Be President

Some of you may know that today is election day here in the United States.  If you watch the news, you know that Obama wants to eat our children and Mitt wants to usher in an apocalypse where the rich spend all their time dining on solyent green.…


Added by Splinker on November 6, 2012 at 11:15am — No Comments

From my upcoming book, "Bedtime poems for naughty children."

A zombie caught me at half past five,

"What's it like to be alive?"

I didn't know quite what to say.

"I try to take it day by day."

It moaned and scratched a little bit,

"Don't you ever think of it?"

So I bit the zombie at half past five,

thinking it might turn it alive.

It tasted green, of brine and slime,

"Why'd you do…

Added by Splinker on October 11, 2012 at 12:58pm — 2 Comments

Top ten causes of a zombie apocalypse:

1. Obama
2. Zombies
3. Meteorites
4. Synchronized swimming
5. Mosquitoes
6. Loved ones
7. Corporate greed
8. Well meaning scientists
10. Terrorists

Added by Splinker on August 15, 2012 at 12:04pm — No Comments

International Zom(me) day!

Celebrate International Zombie Day

In honor of my new(ish) book,"I've Been Deader," today is International Zombie Day. There's a facebook page and everything! https://www.facebook.com/events/458142407538835/ Anyway, it's a great day to post something about zombies,…


Added by Splinker on July 13, 2012 at 9:00am — 3 Comments


Another short, quick piece that takes place in the "I've Been Deader" universe.


It was early fall and not very warm, so the beach was nearly deserted. Jon sat on a large towel, taking in the gray waters, gray sky and washout shore, what little color it clung to rapidly being lost in the fog. The soft crashing of small waves tried to lull him to sleep, and he’d found his head nodding more than once before snapping up in alarm. There was no one else around,…


Added by Splinker on July 8, 2012 at 11:13am — No Comments

Here's What Happened

Every zombie apocalypse has to start somewhere.  Here's how mine happened. (From "Take A Breather," the prequel to "I've Been Deader")


President Dobbs looked a lot cheerier than he felt. Or ever was, for that matter. Cursed or…


Added by Splinker on July 7, 2012 at 1:31pm — No Comments

Zombie Poems For Naughty Children

Zombie Poems For Naughty Children

Some poems to delight and fright :)…


Added by Splinker on July 6, 2012 at 10:57am — No Comments

Politics, undead style

At a time when I should be talking about the new release of "I've Been Deader," the fact that it is number six in horror on the Amazon Free In Kindle Store, even as I type, and the pending release date for the prequel, "Take A Breather," I have for some reason decided to talk about politics.

Specifically, I want to discuss the Obama Administration's failure to form an adequate contingency plan for a zombie apocalypse.…


Added by Splinker on July 6, 2012 at 10:50am — No Comments

Egg Hunt (An Easter zombie tale)

A piece of flash fiction that takes place in the "I've Been Deader" universe.


Charlene remained flat on the ground, pressed against the wall of the Kansas Children’s Home.  Hidden by a gigantic holly bush, the oldest living thing at the orphanage; its thorny leaves scratched at the back of her neck.  The rule was no…

Added by Splinker on July 6, 2012 at 9:21am — No Comments

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It's been awhile since I have been home here on Wicked Zombies...I've been doing so much searching within this outer world of life...

   I've since gotten re-married and have been working back in security for the last couple of years. Have started back writing again and have purchased an actual house. It's hard being away from my family even though I need to work and support them, but it's a shame a person has to work so much that they miss their kids growing up...



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