According to Forbes, the recent Miami zombie cannibal attack was caused by bath salts; according to Weekly World News, these bath salts are also the cause of many recent flesh-eating bacteria outbreaks, as described in the story below.

First, from Forbes:

The concern over synthetic drugs has come to a head in recent months, according to experts, and evidenced by events in Miami last weekend. On Saturday, Rudy…

'House of Undead' Discovered.

Dozens of Necrotics Neutralized.

In a major initiative this morning, Danish police raided an abandoned apartment building on Louisevej Road.

A ZWN iReporter caught the event on camera (left) as dozens of zombified inhabitants were herded out of…

Civil Unrest Spreads:

The Infected Attack Police Lines

The brief period of cooperation between civilians and police was shattered last night.

Hundreds of masked youths took to the dimly lit streets of Gellerup. Running battles with riot police took place on many main intersections. Tear gas canisters were launched in an effort to…

When I Was Not A Zombie When I was not a zombie I heard a wise man say, ‘Use guns and flames and bullets But keep your brains away; Give mush away, and dog food, But keep the humans free.’ But I was not a zombie, No use to talk to me. When I was not a zombie I heard him say again, ‘They lurch out of the shadows And then they eat your brain; ’Tis gnawed with moans a-plenty And then enzombies you.’ And I am now a zombie, And oh, ’tis true, ’tis…

By now, I’m sure you’ve heard about the fun and light hearted CDC blog post about preparing for the zombie apocalypse. It is Zombie Awareness Month (which I totally forgot to blog about after they emailed me that link. Sorry!), after all. Here’s how Kim Carollo of ABC News treats it.

Sigh. Can’t we just have fun now and…

If zombies ever start taking over the planet, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says we'd better be prepared for it.

If the undead really start roaming the earth looking for fresh brains to eat, we can't rely on our ability to shoot 'em dead the way people do in video games or in horror flicks. Instead, the agency says, we need to treat it like any other…

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A blog post by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention that mentions a "zombie apocalypse" as a lighthearted way to get Americans to read about preparing for hurricanes drove so much traffic that it crashed the website, the agency said on Thursday.

The Zombie Apocalypse campaign is a social media effort by the CDC's Public Health and Preparedness center to spread the word about the June 1 start of hurricane season.

The CDC is a U.S. federal…

City council has yet to respond to Freedom of Information Act request.

Key West, Florida, 1935…

Wandering within the silence

shuffling feet taken up with indifference

identify me in the nothingness

that sweeps across the plains

a lost dream with no name

all my hopes and fears together drop

like apparitions falling through the rain

transparent longing with nothing left to gain

stinging eyes behind lashes with no self belief

looking up into an empty tear stained sky

a smudge reminder that everything is gone

no…

Zombie gratitude

A cup of cold water puts off headaches

and heartaches and all kinds of aches,

dried-out and alone in this place

where some attack us with laughter

until we shuffle away, moaning for brains

like our own to devour. Their spongy meat

tastes sweet to dry tongues, loosens

the lies about what we deserve.…

Thought, I will rule the world one day

Thought, I will rule her …

The Spread of the Undead

If most people are to be believed then the zombie apocalypse will occur in the matter of hours, or at most days, swiftly covering the world in a rotting, moaning, ever hungry blitzkrieg. However, is this how I will…

http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~jybarra/zombieplan.pdf

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