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What has a Dogs Head, a Cats tail, and brains all over its face?
A Zombie coming out of the pet store.
"A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up to see what had happened. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, let's get outta here, this party is dead."
Why did they find a disembodied head inside of a piano?
A zombie forgot it when he was trying to play by ear.
What happens when a zombie bites Chuck Norris? They become human

What happens when Chuck Norris bites a zombie? They run home and cry to their mummy

What's the difference between a new hum-vee and 200 live babies? Zombies don't dream about owning a new hum-vee

I know they're alittle childish but my 11 year cousin asked me to post these
What has a Dogs Head, a Cats tail, and brains all over its face?

A Zombie coming out of the pet store.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head and shoulders!
Two guys were in a hospital, each had a broken leg when the zombie outbreak hit the hospital. One started to hop away when the other one said " you can't outrun a zombie with a broken leg" the other one said "I don't have to outrun the zombies, I just need to outrun your sorry ass"
What streets do zombies like best?
Dead Ends!
What's the best gift to give a zombie baby?
A zombie puppy.
What did the zombie get an award for?
DEAD-ication!
Why did the zombie go to hospital?
He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes.

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