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Hello all, for those of you who don't know my novel then I will quickly give you an update on it...

It's titled - M.D.Morgue of the Dead - and is available with 25% discount off from 'Createspace' or with 40% discount off from 'Lulu.com' - Both are self-publishers, but my novel's now titled - ZOMBIES-Morgue of the Dead - with Lulu...

It seems…

Below is a short preview of what's inside my zombie, dark comedy, action, horror story - MORGUE OF THE DEAD - although online you will see it as either M.D. or ZOMBIES (Morgue of the Dead)...Available to buy in digital form from the likes of Amazon / Barnes & Noble / The seashell books / Smashwords / LULU.com.....But if you're looking for a bargain in paperback/hardback form, then why not go to LULU.com, as i've got 25% off the price it will be once it hits Amazon &…

right so an update:the cdc's zombie post is number 2 on yahoo uks trending now section AND the zombie post has become so popular over the last 24 hours that it crashed the site!opinions please darlings!

according to those loonie rapturists the world is gonna end today,i call BULLSHIT on that!lol if it does end lets all meet up and pound a few shots in heaven(or wherever we end up,lol,i'm a pagan so summerland is where i would wanna be)but at least if it did end i could be with nikki…

ohmygoth i feel so poo!lol the cold is getting worse,both me and bella are definately ill,she vomited on me last night and she had a little temperature today,my poor baby.i'm havin to drag my sick arse outta bed to look after her cos pauls been out,my head is pounding and i vom'd up bout half an hour ago.i'm listening to an audiobook cos i cant bear the brightness of my screen for more then 5mins at a time without wanting to upchuck again.

you may or may not have picked up on my…

last night paul starts complaining bout being tired,yeah ok so i get that cos he worked late, i let him nap while i looked after bella and then i started gettin annoyed cos he expected me to look after her all alone,i got pissed at him and he gave in(he knows aunt flo is due v.soon and he knows i get moody so he knows its better to do things my way) bu i didnt sleep,despite being exhausted...i lay there for hours just spacing out util sleep did finall claim me.

i dreamed about being…

right so my current situation sucks,i'm in a temporary place(a hotel) while looking foe a new flat cos the place i was living had black mould which is toxic!been here since monday and nothin too bad happened til last night...here it is:

the dude in the roo next to us is called adam,paul has spoken to him a few times and he seemed alright,yesterday adam's GF came to…

The Conspiracy of Zombiegate





Everytime I looked at these old pictures,

it brings back all of my cherish and sorrows...

During that time of sweetness and joy;

awesomely picture perfect happiness...



The outbreak occur; it breaks as like hell itself

has blown up right in your face

and falling down on Planet Earth...



The horde of the infected and the undead;

feasting, kill,…

Zombie gratitude

A cup of cold water puts off headaches

and heartaches and all kinds of aches,

dried-out and alone in this place

where some attack us with laughter

until we shuffle away, moaning for brains

like our own to devour. Their spongy meat

tastes sweet to dry tongues, loosens

the lies about what we deserve.…

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well the whole of england is on an unofficial bank holiday today so no post,i'm bored and i've spent most of last night sicking up everything that passed my lips,i'm still very ill.i am still in a foul mood cos of this uncle thing but hey i'm sure he'd be happy that i'm pretty much starving from the inside thanks to vomiting up,he'd be happy cos it'd make me lose weight against my will...

bella is curled up in my lap,bless her,she wants to sleep the day away

i dreamed…

well xmas is over, the day and the stress of it are done.i have a cold,like a real stinker of one but i'll be ok if i can keep warm and take meds.

none of my family is talking to my uncle,myself included.

bella made out like a bandit,present-wise...6 toys, 14 outfits worth of clothes,money,jewellery.

i got a good haul too...a chocolate fountain,jewellery,boxes of chocolates,make-up,money,books(including the zombie survival guide!thanks to my brother kevin!been readin it…

well we all survived bella's first birthday more or less ok,she loved the pressies we got her,the cake turned out ok and i only had 2 minor meltdowns...all in all,not the worst day.

we had a little anything-but-tea party(we hate tea,paul is a coffee addict and i prefer alcohol or a nice milkshake) then watched shrek forever after and the sorcerors apprentice,bella loved it.she got sang to a lot and we had fun

the money i was due didnt come yesterday,its coming today so its not…

so still havent seen nan,my bloody dumbass car decided to be evil and so no travel til tuesday(thats right,mum and bells birthday *pulls out my hair*)

bella has be taking her clothes off like a lil monkey,might have to put her hands in mittens!she got a pressie from her aunty kaye and its a fucking singing bear,cute at first but after half an hour of alfie singing i wanna shove my own toes in my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!(which by the way i can, i'm hypermobile/double jointed)

finally…

well nan is in the country,my uncle is taking forever to get to my mum's(seriously its over an hour thus-far for a 20 minute journey),mum keeps calling my uncle a dickhead and she's stressing about her mum being around.i THANKFULLY am 70 miles south of the family mayhem but i'm getting a play-by-play from mum via text.i feel like one of the undead,didnt get to bed til half past fucking five this morning because my sweet darling daughter didnt wanna sleep.now i've woken up coughing my guts up…

ok so last night i was in the middle of a cooking frenzy and then my knee decided to dislocoate itself,i was howling i pain!

it still hurts but i relocated it(which hurts like buggery to do,not recommended) and then all of a sudden my adrenaline levels zero'd out and i started shivering and passed out...oh what a fun evening i had!

so i'm working on 12 zombie days of xmas,pauls helpin me.i'm kinda half stuck in bed til my leg feels a bit better but i'm gonna push myself and…

hey everyone,soz to have been away but between the snow and being exhausted i havent been online much.been up since 6am vomiting and generally feeling rough,i'm still stressin bout xmas,getting the car back on the road and other stuff,theres been no fucking post,the lazy fucker postal workers and the roads being closed sucks!!!!!!!!

bella is cute as ever,latest little phrase of hers is "bang bang!" she's hibernating alot and snuggling me n paul lots.

think i have a sore throat…