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YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!

i fart in your general direction,LOL,no,not really!!!!!!!!!!

so still havent seen nan,my bloody dumbass car decided to be evil and so no travel til tuesday(thats right,mum and bells birthday *pulls out my hair*)

bella has be taking her clothes off like a lil monkey,might have to put her hands in mittens!she got a pressie from her aunty kaye and its a fucking singing bear,cute at first but after half an hour of alfie singing i wanna shove my own toes in my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!(which by the way i can, i'm hypermobile/double jointed)

finally gotten most of the shopping done,stll got 6 pressies and some fresh stuff still to get!

still gotta redye my hair,my roots are showing!lol.

 

been having z-day dreams,part "adult" (believe me you dont wanna know but those bits didnt involve zombies) and part scary-assed zombie shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

i swear,when z-day comes i gotta go on the pill,not a good idea to be pregnant in the middle of a zombie pandemic,is it?!!

random thought: in feed kellis-amberlee is in everyone,but lies dormant,from conception until death when it becomes active...what happens if a woman miscarries or dies during birth,does the baby become a zombie and eat the mother from the inside?!!!!!

aahhhh my morbid curiousity at its best.

 

saw the katy perry episode of the simpsons tonight,i was drooling at her in that red pvc dress,wouldnt kick her outta bed for eating crackers!russell brand is a lucky man.

 

anyhoo i'm off now,bells needs a feed

 

xxxxxxx

 

Zoe

 

p.s hope the title of this post made you all laugh!

 

p.p.s bells just shouted "mums bummmmmmmm!" and giggled her head off! 

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Comment by Zydrate Zoe on December 20, 2010 at 11:09am

lol good point cristina but i think i'd rather have action then sleep,i can live without sleep!(case in point being bella's weirdass sleeping habits) as to the feminine wiles thing as long as wet wipes,roll on deoderant and breath fresheners/whitening gum can be found and some form of hair gel i'll be ok.lol i've been to music fesstivals,i'm used to making myself look good while roughing it.

Comment by Zydrate Zoe on December 20, 2010 at 7:14am

true,thats a very mary poppins phrase you used :-p

Comment by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on December 20, 2010 at 12:32am

now children. a place for everything and everything in its place. lol.

Comment by Zydrate Zoe on December 19, 2010 at 9:50pm

lol nothin wrong with being dirty,i live dirty!(well,dirty-minded at least)

Comment by Zydrate Zoe on December 19, 2010 at 9:16pm

lol i could totally imagine that being my luck!that'd really blow cos i got real bad morning sickness when carrying bella.i guess the only safe sex in a zombie world is using a B.O.B.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Zydrate Zoe on December 19, 2010 at 8:34pm

*drools at the picture* well yes,theres only a few people i couldnt shoot if they became zeds(my mum,bella,my brother kevin,paul and my sister leah,without them my life wouldnt be worth living,i'd gladly let them chomp me and end me if any of them were zeds)

katy perry is very hot but i'd still end her if she became undead

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