YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!
so still havent seen nan,my bloody dumbass car decided to be evil and so no travel til tuesday(thats right,mum and bells birthday *pulls out my hair*)
bella has be taking her clothes off like a lil monkey,might have to put her hands in mittens!she got a pressie from her aunty kaye and its a fucking singing bear,cute at first but after half an hour of alfie singing i wanna shove my own toes in my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!(which by the way i can, i'm hypermobile/double jointed)
finally gotten most of the shopping done,stll got 6 pressies and some fresh stuff still to get!
still gotta redye my hair,my roots are showing!lol.
been having z-day dreams,part "adult" (believe me you dont wanna know but those bits didnt involve zombies) and part scary-assed zombie shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
i swear,when z-day comes i gotta go on the pill,not a good idea to be pregnant in the middle of a zombie pandemic,is it?!!
random thought: in feed kellis-amberlee is in everyone,but lies dormant,from conception until death when it becomes active...what happens if a woman miscarries or dies during birth,does the baby become a zombie and eat the mother from the inside?!!!!!
aahhhh my morbid curiousity at its best.
saw the katy perry episode of the simpsons tonight,i was drooling at her in that red pvc dress,wouldnt kick her outta bed for eating crackers!russell brand is a lucky man.
anyhoo i'm off now,bells needs a feed
p.s hope the title of this post made you all laugh!
p.p.s bells just shouted "mums bummmmmmmm!" and giggled her head off!