YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!
Sorry I post here so rarely, but these days my time is almost completely taken up with writing, shooting, and editing silly little videos. It's become a kind of addiction. ;)
When a new edit of my zombie film, May Be Side Effects, was shown at Kino London last month, I accepted yet another challenge to make a film with whatever title they pulled from a hat. And this time the title the hat produced was: "The Last Santa."
To me, that title just screamed…Continue
I make a differentiation between horror and paranormal thriller.
Horror is plot driven and a paranormal thriller is character driven. Take our beloved Night of the Living Dead. That is horror and it is plot driven. Yes, it scared the hell out of us, but we really didn't know any of the people. What did we know about the blonde in the cemetery? Hmm... she had a brother and they were visiting some dead relative's grave. Now the black guy, he was a tanker truck driver. Let's see, let's…Continue
Added by C. Robert Cales on November 29, 2011 at 8:22pm — No Comments
Earlier this year there was what I felt was a great idea for a new zombie novel, brainstormed here in the chatroom. As a result of the brainstorming session, I decided to put together a zombie anthology "survival cookbook". I regret to say that due to the lack of submissions (basically peeps who said they would submit, didn't) I am not going to have enough material to…Continue
Added by Keith Carpenter on November 29, 2011 at 1:05am — No Comments
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 28, 2011 at 1:31pm — No Comments
I originally posted this on my website at around noon today. Did I see that one coming or what? When they went two episodes without finding her I began to suspect Sophia was a walker. Gosh I love it when I'm right.
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 27, 2011 at 10:09pm — No Comments
Time to create a legion to fight the horde. The best way to combat the scourge is by using roman tactics, we won't run out of ammunition and these tactics will crush the foul souls before us. I can inform all how to create their cohort.
Added by Erebus Maximus on November 27, 2011 at 9:06pm — No Comments
With Christmas time around the corner I am forced to face the loss of my parents every day the holidays are regurgitated all over the television, in the streets, on the radio, at the mall, etc...
It serves as a constant reminder that the two people who gave birth to me, raised me and ultimately shaped me into the person I am today are not here and never will be again.
For all the wrongs they did, for the sins the committed, and for the scars they left me, I love them…Continue
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 26, 2011 at 1:56pm — No Comments
I know you are in pain
And i wish it were not so
But please dear father know
U shall get through
For you have conquered this pain before
All on your own
When u were dreary and depressed
You survived through the pain.
Father you have conquered this same pain
So surely dear father with us by your side
You can pull through
This pain will soon be nothing but a dreadful…Continue
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think while all you future brain donors are killing each other at the local mall over cut rate appliances and two for one girdle sales, I am gonna play it safe and shop online while I wait for the carnage to…Continue
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 25, 2011 at 1:43pm — No Comments
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 24, 2011 at 9:06pm — No Comments
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think once Z-day finally arrives and all you future brain donors flee the major cities, we shambling dead might just pay heed to that classic Camper Van Beethoven song and "Take the Skinheads Bowling." That's…Continue
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 23, 2011 at 8:29pm — No Comments
Find out more…Continue
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 22, 2011 at 5:55pm — No Comments
Give it a read and let me know what you think.
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think no matter how pimped out your ride might be, it isn't any more likely to help you survive when the shit finally hits the fan if you don't know what is truly important when you go to…Continue
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 19, 2011 at 12:30pm — No Comments
Added by Thewhiplashmaniac on November 17, 2011 at 7:07pm — No Comments
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think that contrary to what movies and TV have taught you future brain donors, there is much more to "un-living" as the undead, than Romero, O'Bannon, or even Darabont could have ever imagines. That's what I think. Read more…Continue
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 16, 2011 at 3:00pm — No Comments
Now I lay me down to bed,
With visions of the Dancing Dead.
If I die before I wake,
Then I too shall dance and quake.
Added by Robert Paul Chaney on November 16, 2011 at 4:05am — No Comments
The living dead are here, they're here again,
Light the bonfires and let's begin
Emotions rising like a flood
They take down the names in volumes of blood
Life, life, is your desire
Temptation leads you towards hell's fire
You won't go home, you must get higher
The kiss of death is your desire
Feel the pain burning down in your soul
Feel the hunger, you're losing control
Added by Robert Paul Chaney on November 16, 2011 at 4:03am — No Comments