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Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: he wiped his butt
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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on
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why are zombies great at oral sex?
they will eat ANYTHING over and over again.
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What do you call the black guy in a zombie flick?
Lunch!!!!
(in no way racist, lol)
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on
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What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What does the average American diet and a Zombie have in common?
Dead meat, of course. (Do I get one of those Joker .gifs now?! PLZZZZ!!!)
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What do vegan zombies eat?
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Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?
A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!
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Q: Where do you go to buy zombies?
A: The monSTORE!
Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?
A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!
Q: Who did the zombie take out for dinner?
A: His GHOULfriend!
Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?
A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite toy?
A: A DEADY bear!
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