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Haha, these are great. I also found that leper jokes work equally well as zombie jokes, along with various dead baby and "mommy, mommy" jokes.For example...
Q: What's grosser than nailing a dead zombie to a tree?
A: Ripping it off.
and
Q: What's red, silver, and moaning?
A: A zombie with forks stuck in its eyes.
Q: How do you keep a zombie on the bottom of the pool.
A: Shove a 50 pound weight up his ass and throw him in.
why did the zombie cross the road?
To get to the chicken on the other side
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