The Zombie Times (Link: http://amzn.com/B00HDWFJOK)

Westfield, Massachusetts

Church services at St. Marks were disrupted when a hoard of West Side Zombies attempted to receive communion from Father Patrick O’Brien. As parishioners scattered in fear for the exits, Father O’Brien, true to his faith, held his ground. Dedicated to the doctrine of the church, the good father held out the chalice to the coming hoard refusing to deny the sacrament to any of the faithful. Needless to say, St. Mark’s parish will be closed for two weeks while custodians clean up the aisles.

Rumor has it that Father O’Brian, a West Side Zombie convert, has formed a new congregation behind the old rectory on First Street for all walking dead faithful. Midnight masses will be held every Saturday and Sunday until further notice.