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A fun little Konvo I had this Weekend with a friend

So this weekend I visited with some friends one of whom is a "big movie buff" (yet he has never seen the boondock saints, Blood in Blood out bound by honor, of any of the Star Wars.. even the original 3) anyways. As we sat there enjoying our lunkh he onke again started to go on and on about the krow movies and how the last three were roughily thrown together just to make money and how they stole the limelight from part one ( let me say this real quikk i don't want to offend any of you here. I LOVE THE CROW MOVIES!!... but I had to mess with him!!!!!) He kontinued his rant about how they varified off the komiks ( never knew there were any) and how the Krow was one of the most komplex and ultimate heroes ever made... (this is when i jumped in with only one comment)

As he was taking a small break and sipping on his drink I blurted out "Yeah the Krow was pretty kool for a vegetarian zombie."


Who would have known one little statement would send my friend into full blown foaming at the mouth anger... ( well yeah I did )
(to make this easier to type what i said will be bolded and his won't)
"the crow is not some effing zombie!! (yes he said effing) he never once craved human flesh"
that's cause he was a vegan

He came back from the dead for justice for what happened to him

yeah he was dead then he krawled out of a grave in the earth... thats a zombie

he had special powers!

yeah he felt no pain, kould fall off building and not get hurt... must be living dead zombies don't have feelings either they're dead

when he was dying he felt pain!

well im sure it was just a memory lapse he had and remembered what pain was suppose to be, he's a trikky zombie that one

he could see in to peoples minds and use things they saw agianst other people

okay so that would make him a pyskhik zombie who feeds on the emotions of others damn he really is trikky

It was at this point and time he stormed away from the table bitkhing the entire way out of the resturant about how the krow was not a zombie... the poor waitress asked us if our friend was unbalanced kause he was talking to himself outside in the parking lot

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Comment by Kitty Chainsaw on November 11, 2009 at 8:05pm
lol,that's pretty funny.
i love the crow,but you're kinda right he did come back from the dead so i guess,technically,that does make him a zombie.
i guess you're both right.
he's a loved up,revenge seeking zombie with special powers & no lust for flesh,looking justice...hahaha!!!
Comment by Komrad Sunyak on November 11, 2009 at 4:29pm
Well done Komrad. Tear 'em to shreds. I love when people who dont know shit about movies have a strong oppinion. I have nothing against the Krow, it just doesnt float my boat. It is comic-bookish. Vegan zombie, thats funny.
Razorblade Smile, now thats a real undead hero.

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