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"Ask the Dead Guy No. 9"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I know of at least one future brain donor who's glad to be alive and kicking again. That's what I think.

Bob is alive…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on January 30, 2012 at 1:47pm — No Comments

"Bonus Days"

Well I'll tell you what I think. I think there is nothing better than finding a "Bonus Day" in your schedule. That's what I think.

It's no surprise to me that as…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on January 26, 2012 at 1:00pm — No Comments

"Out Takes: The Bacon Sessions"

Added by Mister Cantankerous on January 25, 2012 at 11:48am — No Comments

"Things You Wished You Knew Before You Died No. 5"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think anyone who says a person is judged by the number of friends who attend their funeral apparently has no fucking clue what they're talking about. That's what I think.…



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Added by Mister Cantankerous on January 17, 2012 at 2:45pm — No Comments

"Ask the Dead Guy No. 8"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's been a few weeks since I posted anything in my blog and now that I am able to again, I suppose it's best if I start by answering your questions. That's what I think.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on January 16, 2012 at 2:50pm — No Comments

"Things You Wished You Knew Before You Died No. 4"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think so many of you future brain donors have spent so much of your lives being wrong, most of you have forgotten how to be right, or in the least how to put that "right" into the right words.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 21, 2011 at 3:24pm — No Comments

"Ask the Dead Guy No. 7"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think Bob and those cute fuzzy woodland critters got really lucky, and it looks like they are going to survive to enjoy another holiday weekend with their respective families. That's what I…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 19, 2011 at 4:02pm — 2 Comments

"A Word From Mister Cantankerous"

 

Now your're on your own.

Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 17, 2011 at 1:19pm — No Comments

"Introducing: The Survivor Sam Animated Short Film"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think Sun Tzu probably had it about right when he said "Know your Enemy and know yourself" all those many years ago. That's what I think.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 13, 2011 at 3:02pm — No Comments

"Ask the Dead Guy No. 6."

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think better late than never. That's what I think.

Hey gang, sorry for getting to this week's question and answer session out…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 12, 2011 at 9:13pm — No Comments

"Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse The Reality vs The Bullshit: Part Five"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think the smell of maple flavored fatty strips of greasy meat frying over some hot coals or a portable stove top whilst enjoying the great outdoors is one of the many simple pleasures in afterlife that just…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 10, 2011 at 6:43am — No Comments

"Black Friday: Week Three"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think nothing says the Holidays are here like something "warm and fuzzy". That's what I think. Hell I'm getting all warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 9, 2011 at 8:51am — No Comments

"It's A Sign of the Times No.5"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think nothing makes a good neighbor like a good fence, and some serious death threats. That's what I think.

So the…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 8, 2011 at 6:53pm — 2 Comments

"Things You Wished You Knew Before You Died No.2"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think too many of you wannabe corporate zombies spend way too much time amassing piles of crap that has no real importance in life, or after it. That's what I think.…



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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 7, 2011 at 11:13am — No Comments

"Ask the Dead Guy No.5"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think its time for another wonderful weekly session of your questions and my answers. That's what I think.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 5, 2011 at 7:23am — No Comments

"Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse The Reality vs The Bullshit: Part Four"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's one thing to fantasize about blowing a Zombie's head off, but it's quite another thing to actually do it. That's what I think.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 3, 2011 at 5:54pm — No Comments

"Black Friday: Week Two"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I was originally gonna talk about some cool custom Zombie statues that you could have made of yourself or a loved one, but I just got a news flash that blows that holiday gift out of the water. That's what I…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 2, 2011 at 12:25pm — No Comments

"It's a Sign of the Times No.4"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think the way things are going, we can pretty soon stop calling this country America, and just start referring to it as "The Moving Buffet". That's what I think.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on December 1, 2011 at 12:21pm — No Comments

"Ask the Dead Guy No. 4"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's freakin' week four of this series and I am fucking happier than a pig in shit to keep it going this long. That's what I think.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 28, 2011 at 1:31pm — No Comments

"ZBI Amber Alert: Sophia"

I originally posted this on my website at around noon today. Did I see that one coming or what? When they went two episodes without finding her I began to suspect Sophia was a walker.  Gosh I love it when I'm right.

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 27, 2011 at 10:09pm — No Comments

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Going through a lot

   

   Well, wanted to juststop in and check on things...Been a long time since I have stopped by...Well things are not going as well as I would have hoped, but, you know, that's life...

   Some good things are my son, has turned 18 and has also graduated high school...I'm very proud of him...He has plans of going back to school after the getting a job and saving money for the school with the music production studies he wants to do...So I am very proud of…

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