A Tale Was Told by HOMER, Three Thousand Years Ago, About the First Winged Soldier, and this is All We Know.
He Was Born in the Town of Corinth, and Called BELLEROPHON, He Had Rather A Strict Upbringing, Considering What Went On.
He Had to Do Some Dodging, because He Wouldn't play, with the Lady At His Lodging, and She Took it the Wrong Way.
For She Made Her Husband Pick Him, for the Worst Job in the Place, to fight a Damned Great Dragon, That No-one Else Would Face.
Athena, the Great Goddess, Was on His Side, of Course, and Gave Him Some Golden Harness, to Catch the Flying Horse.
He Could Handle the Heaviest Spear There Was, and He'd Practiced All the Cuts, But the Fact That He Fought on PEGASUS Showed Brains, As Well As Guts.
We Don't Know If He Glided, Or Dropped Down Like A Hawk, But We Know That He Decided, that it Wasn't Safe to Walk.
The Monster Breathed Out Clouds of Flak, and Had An Armored Skin, So He Made the First AIRBORNE Attack, and Did the Bastard In!!!!
Issued to 1 CANADIEN PARA prior to the D-DAY jump
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She had been sitting there, cold and perturbed. Her eyes had bugs under them, suggesting that she had not caught any sleep that night. She had been staring on the ground, with her pupils dilated. It was clear to see that her mind had been wandering in only places that she knew best. Having seen and ignored her for a whole thirty minutes, a…