Wicked Zombies


Do any of you guys know any good zombie jokes? Here's mine...

Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: he wiped his butt

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why are zombies great at oral sex?


they will eat ANYTHING over and over again.

What do you call the black guy in a zombie flick?







(in no way racist, lol)

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

What does the average American diet and a Zombie have in common?


Dead meat, of course. (Do I get one of those Joker .gifs now?! PLZZZZ!!!)

What do vegan zombies eat?


  • Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?

    A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!

  • Q: Where do you go to buy zombies?

    A: The monSTORE!

  • Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?

    A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!

  • Q: Who did the zombie take out for dinner?

    A: His GHOULfriend!

  • Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?

    A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!

  • Q: What is a zombie's favorite toy?

    A: A DEADY bear!


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In all actuality, when the time comes where we would have to defend ourselves against any sort of undead creature, I truly believe that our best bet would be to post on this page as often as we can so as to find any and all survivors. As well I will be posted on an island (we haven't been shown that zombies can in fact swim) with a way back to the mainland, plenty of food and water, and internet to boot. If there is anyone interested in joining me message me for the coordinates within the…


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