YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!
why are zombies great at oral sex?
they will eat ANYTHING over and over again.
What do you call the black guy in a zombie flick?
(in no way racist, lol)
What does the average American diet and a Zombie have in common?
Dead meat, of course. (Do I get one of those Joker .gifs now?! PLZZZZ!!!)
Q: Where do you go to buy zombies?
A: The monSTORE!
Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?
A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!
Q: Who did the zombie take out for dinner?
A: His GHOULfriend!
Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?
A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite toy?
A: A DEADY bear!