Wicked Zombies

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!

Do any of you guys know any good zombie jokes? Here's mine...

Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: he wiped his butt

Views: 1938

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

why are zombies great at oral sex?

 

they will eat ANYTHING over and over again.

What do you call the black guy in a zombie flick?

 

 

 

 

Lunch!!!!

 

(in no way racist, lol)

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

What does the average American diet and a Zombie have in common?

 

Dead meat, of course. (Do I get one of those Joker .gifs now?! PLZZZZ!!!)

What do vegan zombies eat?

 

  • Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?

    A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!

  • Q: Where do you go to buy zombies?

    A: The monSTORE!

  • Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?

    A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!

  • Q: Who did the zombie take out for dinner?

    A: His GHOULfriend!

  • Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?

    A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!

  • Q: What is a zombie's favorite toy?

    A: A DEADY bear!

RSS

Wicked Books

Our Sponsors


View more gifts at Zazzle.

WICKED ZOMBIES members appreciation.

The WICKED member who has unyielding Dedication and Loyalty to the KOMRADZ:

Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭

The WICKED member who has Outstanding Constancy:

Jessie W. Garrett III

The WICKED member who Contributed the most Original Zombie Discussions and Replies:

saint.357

They will receive a WICKED ZOMBIES Goody Box with Wicked Treats.

Blog Posts

Checking IN

Well, The urban tactical training went bust. Come to find out the teacher was arrested for fraud. Don't know the whole story, so that's all I know. Still raising Lj, who is now in high school. New job is is in home health care. Basically I go to patient homes and help them perform everyday living actions. From helping them bathe properly to helping them cook their meals. It's the field I feel needed in. Not many males can do this job. No I Do Not help the female patients. To much could be…

Continue

Posted by Jessie W. Garrett III on August 6, 2019 at 8:07am

© 2019   Created by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service

Groups Forum Videos Photos Blogs Invite You Friends My Page Main Page