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Do any of you guys know any good zombie jokes? Here's mine...

Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: he wiped his butt

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Why didn’t the zombie move forward with his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on.

What's cuter than a zombie baby?

A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth. Awww.

Haha, these are great. I also found that leper jokes work equally well as zombie jokes, along with various dead baby and "mommy, mommy" jokes.For example...

Q: What's grosser than nailing a dead zombie to a tree?

A: Ripping it off.


Q: What's red, silver, and moaning?

A: A zombie with forks stuck in its eyes.

Q: What's red, gray, and splashes?
A: A zombie baby in a puddle of brains
That is so funny could I use that


that was..... let me think. EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

Q: How do you keep a zombie on the bottom of the pool.


A: Shove a 50 pound weight up his ass and throw him in.

why did the zombie cross the road?

To get to the chicken on the other side


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