Mister Cantankerous's Blog – December 2011 Archive (13)

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think so many of you future brain donors have spent so much of your lives being wrong, most of you have forgotten how to be right, or in the least how to put that "right" into the right words.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think Bob and those cute fuzzy woodland critters got really lucky, and it looks like they are going to survive to enjoy another holiday weekend with their respective families. That's what I…

Now your're on your own.

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think Sun Tzu probably had it about right when he said "Know your Enemy and know yourself" all those many years ago. That's what I think.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think better late than never. That's what I think.

Hey gang, sorry for getting to this week's question and answer session out…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think the smell of maple flavored fatty strips of greasy meat frying over some hot coals or a portable stove top whilst enjoying the great outdoors is one of the many simple pleasures in afterlife that just…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think nothing says the Holidays are here like something "warm and fuzzy". That's what I think. Hell I'm getting all warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think nothing makes a good neighbor like a good fence, and some serious death threats. That's what I think.

So the…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think too many of you wannabe corporate zombies spend way too much time amassing piles of crap that has no real importance in life, or after it. That's what I think.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think its time for another wonderful weekly session of your questions and my answers. That's what I think.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's one thing to fantasize about blowing a Zombie's head off, but it's quite another thing to actually do it. That's what I think.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I was originally gonna talk about some cool custom Zombie statues that you could have made of yourself or a loved one, but I just got a news flash that blows that holiday gift out of the water. That's what I…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think the way things are going, we can pretty soon stop calling this country America, and just start referring to it as "The Moving Buffet". That's what I think.…