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which olympic event would be most entertaining if zombies attacked it?

so just had a random thought,since the tv is chock full of stupid olympic crap that is really grinding my gears...seriously,there are olympic NAPPIES(diapers to you yanks),smoothies,coke bottles,mcdonalds foods etc...its driving me loopy! a girl cant even watch eastenders without the olympics being involved...and i just know that boris johnson(londons mayor,he is insane,i may be a sussex girl now but i am a born and bred londoner) is gonna make us seem like complete wallys/dicks to the rest of the world!

 

but hey, i can find a decent laugh in anything so i'm asking you all this: which olympic sport would be the most entertaining/funny if zombies attacked it?and why?

my paul says the marathon...he says zombies doing a martathon would be hilarious,slowest marathon ever and would bring a whole new meaning to  "feeding stations"

 

i think maybe the dressage events,royals sometimes compete and so royal zombies with horse zombies(positing that we're talking NEWSFLESH zombies) would be interesting to watch...very bloody though!

 

so come on,tell me...

 

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Zoe

 

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well being they have shooting events in the olympics. instead of paper targets. use zombies.

track and field events, bet wed see every world record shattered then lol

thats a good one. stick a bunch of death row inmates in a caged arena. put them in it and then turn loose the zombies. if they make it to the end of the track. they live another day until the next event. if not. NEXT! lol.

Fencing. I would love watching them try to fight a horde with those flimsy swords and uncomfortable suits (I dont fence, but I assume theyre uncomfortable)

the suit is flexible enough. i seen a few. but as far4 as the fencing rapiers go. if you remove the safety ball at the tip. it makes it as dangerous as any sword. and an expert fencer can get a good eye stab and brain stick in real easy with those. believe it or not. they used to fight duels with them in europe and killed quite a few men with these flimsy things.

During the Rhythmic Gymnastics! That would be so much fun to see.

just add zombies for hilarity! HEHE

the hammer throw. put the person throwing in the hammer in the throw cage. and zombies out in the field as distance markers. hit the zombie for extra points on the distance score.

Curling! use zombies heads sliding down the ice!

You are all so creative :)

the javelin throw. perfect for zombies. put them out there and let them wander around. it willtest the throwers skill at more then just throwing the distance because if they hit the zombie. they get extra points. if they KILL it then they hit the jackpot point wise

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Vault jumping OVER a ZOMBIE! That could be a very interesting event LOL!

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