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i would love to be a bug in the room when and if she gets that tat removed. there is only two ways to get it taken off. one way is by laser. about $1,000 per treatment. the darker the ink. the more sessions needed. then there is an older more painful way. get it blacked out at a tattoo parlor then rip the scab off. lol. i can hear that shit bird scream now. ROFLMAO!!!!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!
i was told by a musician friend of mine that if you really wanted to insult the hell out of someone. do it in a parody song. so this parody is dedicated to our former resident dumb ass whom i know still (and we all do still know) visits quite regularly. so to the visiting DUMB ASS. i say sit back, read the parody, and deal with while we ALL have a laugh. and no for my parody called BANG BANG DUMB ASS!
BANG BANG DUMB ASS
DUMB ASS BANGS ALL DAY
WELL WHO WE GONNA BANG ON
WHEN DUMB ASS GOES AWAY
WELL DUMB ASS HAD A BROTHER
HER BROTHERS NAME WAS TIM
SHE FLUSHED HIM DOWN THE TOILET
TO SEE IF HE COULD SWIM
WELL HE MADE IT PAST THE RAPIDS
HE MADE IT PAST THE FALLS
AND WHEN HE REACHED THE OUTCOME
SHE RETRIEVED HIM BY THE BALLS
BANG BANG DUMB ASS
DUMB ASS BANGS ALL DAY
WELL WHO WE GONNA BANG ON
WHEN DUMB ASS GOES AWAY
WHEN DUMB ASS WENT TO BOSTON
THERE SHE MET A TRUCKER
WHEN THEY TOOK A MOTEL ROOM
SHE DID A HIGH BALL THROUGH THE ROOM
YELLING DOUBLE CLUTCH ME MOTHER FUCKER
BANG BANG DUMB ASS
DUMB ASS BANGS ALL DAY
WELL WHO WE GONNA BANG ON
WHEN DUMB ASS GOES AWAY
WELL SOME GIRLS LIKE THE FAT ONES
SOME GIRLS LIKE THEM THIN
BUT DUMB ASS IS IN THE KITCHEN
GREASING UP FOR FISTS AND ROLLING PINS
BANG BANG DUMB ASS
DUMB ASS BANGS ALL DAY
WELL WHO WE GONNA BANG ON
WHEN DUMB ASS GOES AWAY
WELL A RICH GIRL USES A KOTEX
A POOR GIRL USES A RAG
BUT DUMB ASS' CUNT IS SO DAMN BIG
SHE USES BURLAP BAGS
BANG BANG DUMB ASS
DUMB ASS BANGS ALL DAY
WELL WHO WE GONNA BANG ON
WHEN DUMB ASS GOES AWAY
(this is an alternate ending. i just love those. lol)
WELL A RICH GIRL USES A KOTEX
A POOR GIRL USES A SHEET
DUMB ASS USES NOTHING
SHE LEAVES A TRAIL ALONG THE STREETS
BANG BANG DUMB ASS
DUMB ASS BANGS ALL DAY
WELL WHO WE GONNA BANG ON
WHEN DUMB ASS GOES AWAY
to a degree your right. i just dont want their Dorito bag so depleted that they cant distinguish between me and the enemy. lol.
it takes a certain kaliber of krazy,mental instability to win some battles Komrad Crabbe-the half a dorito bag Komrad may just save your hide someday
i'm so used to facebook i keep looking for the "like" button under people's comments....lol
Komradz Ready To Kill all TRAITORS!
and that goes for those under me as well. flaking mortar, lose bricks, half full Dorito bag, that soldier gets a section 8. lol.
the only thing i could think of that would make a person excusable from duty is mental defect. i mean think about it. would you wanna take orders from a person who's mortar is flaking and the bricks falling out of their wall so to speak? or have a team leader with a few chips shy of a full Doritos bag? lol. not this boy. no sir. i want my soldiers mentally sound. lol.
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