YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!
1) A horn dog. I would bone everything in my way. And I wouldn't discriminate--neither girl nor guy would be safe from my penis of doom.
2) I would walk around with my shirt off. All the time.
3) Everyday would be No Underwear Day.
4) Everyday when I got home would be No Pants Day.
5) I would teach myself how to break dance--'cause my boobs flop when I try, but as a guy, I wouldn't have that problem!
6) I would get into a lot of fights, just 'cause I can.
7) I would pee off my front porch while waving to my neighbors.
There's more, but I can't think of it at the moment.
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1) not good, ya need to practice safe sex....wrap that rascle.
2)some of us can do this if they have a six pack....but many, many of us have kegs.
3)not a good idea...unless you enjoy skid marks in yer pants everytime ya fart. plus there is always the chance ya get ye thingie stuck in yer zipper. that is painful trust me i know.
4)also not a good idea hope ya don't have a cat...what is a hanging thingie to a cat....a fat thread.
if you do feel the need to go pantless...do not fry bacon!
5)true...but you do now have balls...which hang lower....some breakdance moves need to be left out now.
6) cause you can does not mean i will win....most of the time you will end up on the floor....tea bagged.
7)remeber to wave at your neighbor while filling out that police report.
You all are so Funny this blog has me ROTFLMAO!
I know a lot of guys who also have the boob flop issue, not me though
Hell yeah girl! Guys get away with being degenerates on a daily basis....I must say I do get jealous of their ability to pee almost anywhere though.
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