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WILL YOUR STATE SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

Given the incredible bounty of zombie movies and television shows that we’re exposed to on a daily basis, it’s almost certain that an apocalypse will happen. But will your state most likely survive it? Yes… if you live in Alaska, Wyoming, or Colorado.

The popular real estate website Estately recently released its Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Rankings to determine which U.S. States have the best likelihood of surviving an actual apocalypse, and which have the best chance of total obliteration (i.e., not surviving).

Eleven different metrics were used to determine the rankings including active military personnel, gun ownership per capita, the number of those who are (or who are interested in becoming) triathletes, and overall knowledge of zombie culture.

Rounding out the top 10 states with Alaska (1), Wyoming (2), and Colorado (3) are:

4. Idaho

5. New Mexico

6. Montana

7. Arizona

8. Nevada

9. New Hampshire

10. Wisconsin.

 

Basically, if you live toward/in the West or in any rural state, you’re a shoo-in to survive.

The least-likely-to-survive-during-a-zombie-apocalypse states (as well as Washington, DC) are:

 

42. Massachusetts

43. Tennessee

44. Louisiana

45. Alabama

46. Connecticut

47. Georgia

48. New York

49. Washington, D.C.

50. Mississippi

51. New Jersey.

 

So if you happen to live anywhere in the East (north or south), Godspeed. I live in Ohio, which ranks at No. 25. So we Ohioans have a 50/50 chance of survivability. Yay?

The rankings also found these interesting tidbits:

  • Florida, where a zombie apocalypse will most likely begin, ranks at No. 32.

  • Since Alaskans run from bears and moose (is this accurate?), they’ll have no problem running from slow-moving zombies … unless the zombies are fast like in 28 Days Later.

  • Though Jersey ranks last, the state does offer a real Zombie Survival Course.

Where does your state rank?

 

Jackilyn Morris

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Comment by benito,benny hinojosa on August 7, 2015 at 11:18pm

i live in arizona, !!! well will kick some zombie ass, !!

Comment by Sickentoothx on July 20, 2015 at 11:15pm

SO SILLY YOU ARE!

Comment by Robert Evan Howard on June 21, 2015 at 3:53am

Sorry! The correct address is www.cannibalworld.com

Comment by Robert Evan Howard on June 21, 2015 at 3:52am

Not a Zombie, but a cannibal. Free to read on line. www.cannibal.com

Comment by Jackilyn Morris on June 3, 2015 at 8:21pm

that's great! plan ahead ..

Comment by Lefturn on June 3, 2015 at 5:43pm

I live in Indiana I'll hide in a corn field

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