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I'm the best at what I do, if they want it I can get it no matter what. I'm a professional theif and now that most of my clients are former art curators who've worked at museum overrun on the east coast I suppose I'm not stealing. But hey who cares I'm doing the right thing so I sleep well at night but I sleep even better with some gold too. See actual paper money is worthless now we've gone back to gold, copper, silver, diamonds, and such. So whenever I go to a museum I 'wet my whistle' with a few pounds of gold.

So I sat there in my overfortified adobe brick house in the mojave cooking up some spaghetti and meat sauce with some nice meatballs. I barely heard the phone over the stereo playing LL Cool J. But when I did I ran over grabbed the phone and remote turned it off and said "Yo" and walked back to the pot where my sauce was. The voice said "You Brian?" I said "Who's asking?" the voice replied "My name is Walther-" I butted in "Like the pistol?" he answered "Yeah like the pistol now I am a connoisseur if you will of diamonds and have almost every diamond I'd want except for one you know which one I want don't you?" I replied "The Hope Diamond you know it's cursed right?" I man laughed "You really believe in that shit? Well at the Smithsonian there's over 4 tons of gold bars how would you like that?" I dropped the wooden spoon I was using to stir the sauce.

"4 tons?" the man's voice sounded more confident "Yes 4 tons but here's the problem as I'm sure you know Washington DC is in a floodplain and I've been told that the levees and pumps used to keep water out are failing due to lack of maintenace so we have a very small window" I replied "Well there's not a moment to lose you'll have your precious diamond in a week's time" Walther was about to reply when I hung up and called my buddy Mitch he answered "Hello?" I said "Sorry I woke you hombre we got a job the pay is 4 tons in gold bars can I count you in?" Mitch said "Hells yeah where's the op?" I answered "DC....."

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It's been awhile since I have been home here on Wicked Zombies...I've been doing so much searching within this outer world of life...

   I've since gotten re-married and have been working back in security for the last couple of years. Have started back writing again and have purchased an actual house. It's hard being away from my family even though I need to work and support them, but it's a shame a person has to work so much that they miss their kids growing up...



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