If I Was A Guy--A List of Things I Would Totally Do/Be

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Comment by Redrum: the undead juggalo on May 18, 2011 at 1:44pm

1) not good, ya need to practice safe sex....wrap that rascle.

2)some of us can do this if they have a six pack....but many, many of us have kegs.

3)not a good idea...unless you enjoy skid marks in yer pants everytime ya fart. plus there is always the chance ya get ye thingie stuck in yer zipper. that is painful trust me i know.

4)also not a good idea hope ya don't have a cat...what is a hanging thingie to a cat....a fat thread.

if you do feel the need to go pantless...do not fry bacon!

5)true...but you do now have balls...which hang lower....some breakdance moves need to be left out now.

6) cause you can does not mean i will win....most of the time you will end up on the floor....tea bagged.

7)remeber to wave at your neighbor while filling out that police report.

Comment by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 15, 2011 at 9:22pm

Your boy Sunyak tries to teabag and dutch oven me all the time so excuse me for thinking men are degenerates. And NO IT IS NOT FUNNY. And Kas, who needs pants anyway? A little breeze never hurts now and then.

Comment by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on May 15, 2011 at 8:23pm

You all are so Funny this blog has me ROTFLMAO!

Comment by kasumalley on May 15, 2011 at 3:31am

Everyday is no pants day at my house. Screw pants, they're for nerds. And I'm not talkin' sexy no pants day. I'm talkin', I'm too lazy and bothered to put pants on, better hope I don't get caught in a house fire kinda no pants day. lmao

Comment by Scatoma on May 15, 2011 at 2:05am

I know a lot of guys who also have the boob flop issue, not me though

 

Comment by Cheri Zarvall on May 14, 2011 at 3:42pm

Pfft. I think I'd get arrested too, if I wore a pair of panties on my head. :P

Comment by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 14, 2011 at 2:57pm

Redrum, you crazy! And what underwear you prefer is your business LMAO.

Comment by Redrum: the undead juggalo on May 14, 2011 at 1:26pm

hell, we may be able to pee where we want...but you chicks got the thing where ya can wear our clothing and get away with it.
the last time a wore a pair of panties (on my head sickos)
i damn near got arrested!

btw way we don't get to pee everywhee...walmart gets real upset when us guys pee in the trashcans.

Comment by Komrad Dead Warrior☭ on May 13, 2011 at 7:33pm

If I was a guy I would screw all kind of girls just to see how it feels! LOL!

Comment by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 13, 2011 at 7:24pm

Hell yeah girl! Guys get away with being degenerates on a daily basis....I must say I do get jealous of their ability to pee almost anywhere though.