YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!
No no no, not the cereal or my dad or your dad or Steve Erwin's dad. No, Pops, from this FUCKING GAME! You see, I bought a PSP. A pre-owned PSP, yes, but it was never opened, I know personally because my friend never touched the damn thing no matter how many times I visited him. Anyways, with it came a couple movies. You know, kill bill and Rush Hour 2 -Holy shit I have rush hour 2, I gotta watch it-, but further more... It came with a game. This game is about five years old. Its the 2006 Tiger Woods PGA tour. And in this... The first person you can go up against is an old man called Pop's, from Pops Springs, California. I can't beat him. I fucking can't... Its driving me insane because every day I pick up this FUCKING GAME I CAN'T DO IT! I TRY AND TRY AND TRY! But this old fucking bastard always beats me! And three times I've gotten so close! So close to tying him! And yet he some how gets a hole in one each time! THE FUCK?! Not even Tiger Woods could do that shit! GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT! GRAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Oh, and on a further note, what was the last thing Bobby Lee came out with? I mean, I distinctly remember him in a movie. I just can't remember which... Was it Hangover? Nah, impossible... That Asian guy was to skinny... Oh well, D:< YOU TRY TO FUCK ME?! YOU TRY TO FUCK ME?! D: No ones trying to fuck you! No ones trying to fuck you! So yeah. Anyways, that's all.
... I miss MadTV