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zombies vs ewoks

Ewoks, scourge of the Galactic Empire — able to thwart the greatest evil the galaxy has ever known with nothing more than sharpened sticks, rope, logs and a few heavy rocks. How would this formidable band of furry assassins fair against wave upon wave of the undead? Would their spears, cunning and natural camouflage be enough to protect their delicious, albeit minuscule, brains from consumption? Indeed, do Ewok brains taste as good as that of a human and would your average shit-kicking zombie even bother with Ewok gray matter when there are so many delectable stormtroopers at large?

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Permalink Reply by Fearless Freak on May 8, 2011 at 12:11pm
i left one factor out, ewoks live in tree's
Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 8, 2011 at 12:17pm
adds to the fact that they can adapt, overcome, and survive.
Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 8, 2011 at 12:13pm
this is cute. lol. i been expecting this one. lol. my answer is this. if they could use their environment to stop the big machines like the imperial AT-AT walkers and the ever more maneuverable AT-ST scout walkers. then yes they can whoop ass on even the biggest of zombie hoards. they are quick, agile, and very smart. so i say they would hold their own very well. they might lose some of their numbers at first being they never had to deal with zombies before. but like all others, they will learn, adapt, and survive. a common trait that all thinking self aware beings can do.
Permalink Reply by MALICE☭ on May 9, 2011 at 10:55am

Let the epic battle begin!

Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 9, 2011 at 11:42am
As long as the ewoks aren't in the same condition they were on the Today show, they should do fine.


Permalink Reply by kasumalley on May 9, 2011 at 11:44am
OMG This was like the funniest thing ever. I saw it when it came on and made Scat watch it. Those Ewoks kick ass! I love how the one chick is getting irritated that she can't get it under control. Drunk Ewoks rock. lol
Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 9, 2011 at 12:49pm
that was some cool shit. lol. i seldom ever watch the TODAY SHOW but i think i will start around Halloween. lol.
Permalink Reply by kasumalley on May 9, 2011 at 11:45am
I think that Ewoks, above lots of other things, stand a fighting chance.
Permalink Reply by MALICE☭ on May 9, 2011 at 5:09pm
Permalink Reply by kasumalley on May 9, 2011 at 6:11pm
What I DON'T want to come across is an Ewok zombie. That'd be a force to be reckoned with.
Permalink Reply by Fearless Freak on May 10, 2011 at 5:23am

 

 

done by one of The Living Corpse gang
Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on May 10, 2011 at 9:41am
That is a scary thought Ewok Zombies!

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