YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!
ZOMBIE JOKES!
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Gas Mask Killer☭ on
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How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on
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I like my brains like I like my women. Kold and unattached.
I like my zombie movies like I like my women, low budget and from the 80’s.
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭ on
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.
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Q: Why should you never have a zombie roommate?
A: Because he’ll always leave you in the lurch!
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What did one zombie say to the other zombie when they were eating a comedian?
This tastes funny!
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Zombie Slayer☭ on
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What did the Zombie Mommy say to the Zombie Baby?
"You have your Father's eyes…in your fists behind your back!"
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Permalink Reply by casecloser on
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Do you believe in love at first 'bite' or should I bite you again?
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Mercenary☭ on
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Let's take this relationship to the next step- I want to eat your brains exclusively.
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Kolossus on
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Zombie top hits songs
1 I wanna eat your brains (music to I wanna hold your hand)
2 in the basement I'll eat ya (music to inna gadda da veeta)
3 brains brains brains is all I wanna eat (music to 666 number of the beast)
4 eating you is easy cause I'm a zombie (music to lovin' you is easy cause your beautiful)
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