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ZOMBIE JOKES!
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Permalink Reply by Wicked Death☭ on
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Why did the zombie go to the hospital?
He wanted to learn a few sick jokes!
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭ on
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Permalink Reply by Redrum: the undead juggalo on
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How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Zombies can't fit in a light bulb and they don't screw.
No Seriously, How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why are you watching Zombies screw in a light bulb, SHOOT THEM!
How do you put a zombie baby to sleep?
Decapitate it, set it on fire, and scatter the ashes.
What's nastier than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try to eat you.
What's cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth. Awww.
What's small, red, and can't turn around in a corridor?
A zombie baby impaled on a 7-foot pole.
What's blue, covered with frost, and sits next to a turkey?
A Zombie baby in the freezer.
What's blue, red, and goes "splat"?
A police officer after a zombie horde gets through with her.
What do you call a zombie in a tuxedo?
Black, White, and Dead all over
What did the zombie's buddy say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Where the hell did you dig her up from?
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on
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These made me SMILE!
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