YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...MAYBE TWICE!
ZOMBIE JOKES!
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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on
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WHEN A ZOMBIE SEES A MAN IN A WHEEL CHAIR. WHAT IS ON THE ZOMBIES MIND??
ANSWER: MMMMM! MEALS ON WHEELS!
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Dead Warrior☭ on
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Deadly drive threw!
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Permalink Reply by FreAkSh☭w on
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i found some of these on the web
Why did the zombie go to hospital?
He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes.
How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.
What do little zombies play?
Corpses and Robbers.
What did the zombie get a medal for?
Deadication.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It's a dead-letter day.
Where do zombies go for cruises?
The Deaditerranean Sea.
What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
A dead ringer.
What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.
Q: What do you call a zombie in a tuxedo?
A: Black, White, and Dead all over
Q: What's red, gray, and splashes?
A: A zombie baby in a puddle of brains
Q: What's blue, red, and goes "splat"?
A: A police officer after a zombie horde gets through with her.
Q: What's the nickname of the Suburban Flag of Ridleybank?
A: Old Gory.
Q: What's red, gray, and honks a lot?
A: A zombie clown.
Q: Why did they find a disembodied head inside of a piano?
A: A zombie forgot it when he was trying to play by ear.
Q: To a zombie, who's the tastiest woman in video games?
A: Mother Brain
Zombie Kid: Ah ahb ga zghaah, mama! Â Arh man, ah bargab ma bagbag!
(translation) I'm off to school, mama! Â Oh man, I forgot my backpack!
Zombie Mother: Harr hra ga hannah. Â Hra'b bargab hra hab ab ag hazzang aggabz.
(translation) Here you go, honey. Â You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached.
Zombie Kid: Bab mama, ag azznb. Â Zaz hra, ah ahb!
(translation) But mama, it isn't. Â Love you, I'm off!
Zombie Mother: Hannah! Â Hra bargab hra... *door shuts* ... nabarmand.
(translation) Honey! Â You forgot your... *door shuts* ... nevermind.
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a zombie corners and eats some poor slob in a building. he later feels the urge to go to the bathroom. he grunts, groans, and moans. then breaks loose with a killer BM! gets up to clean his but and sees a finger in the bowl. the zombie gets mad and yells.
DAMNED FINGER FOOD!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on
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Why didn’t the zombie move forward with his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on.
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A neighborhood watch was in effect. One person said to another, “I think there are zombies living on this very street.” Someone responded, “It’s hard to be sure, but many of us believe it’s that house over there with the mailbox that says, The Zombies”
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this one was awsome. lol.
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Permalink Reply by Ripper The Jester on
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LMFAO, leave a tip, lol
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What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
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