Sexy Zombies

NOTE: Most likely, the concept of sexy zombies started with the movie ‘Zombie Strippers’. Of course, there’s the humor aspect of sexy zombies…then there’s the preparedness angle, though most survivalists wouldn’t consider sexy zombies a tangible threat. So please take the below ‘sexy zombies’ and general concept, for what they are…

Newsflash, men get distracted by sexy women! Studies show that men become slower and less accurate when faced with a beautiful woman – live or dead. We’ve all encountered momentary loss of speech and thought processes when it comes to the opposite sex. Fine specimens of the human form show no mercy in distracting us from our goals…in fact, they soon become them. 

Hot (though technically cold and rotting) zombabes are no exception! Research shows that men especially, regard the opposite sex first as potential mates. DO NOT let your guard down. You two may have hit it off had the world not been overrun by zombies and your potential mate-to-be had not become one. You cannot, even for a second, let your mind wander into the realm of possibility. So what if she were a career woman…in uniform or secretarial mini skirt. Her only objective now is to kill you – reclaim your brain before it’s too late!

To train you in this often avoided topic of zombie survival, we at 401AK47 have created and gathered samples. Think of the below as the vile, disgusting, decomposing monsters they are – not what they were.

Train well, and be prepared.