MacGyver Challenge: The 20 Minute Zombie Weapon!

You wake up to the sounds of gun fire, Sirens and the screams of your neighbors. You hop out of bed switch on the TV and see the news...Zombies. The world is suddenly infested with Romero style flesh eating corpses. From the screams coming down the street you know you have only 20 minutes before reanimated ghouls break down your front door to eat you and your family's brains. You have no guns but a house full of blunt and pointy objects. What kind of zombie head smashing weapon's would you make? Be warned how you spend those twenty minuets will be the difference between being a zombie killing bad-ass with the sickest re-deader on the block! Or just another one of the pathetic sheepeople who tried to fend off the hoard with an umbrella and wound up with their blood splattered all over their genuine mahogany floor.

You can chose to make your weapon for real and post pics or video of it, or you can just tell us what you would make preferably with details as to how you made it. Bonus points to those who actually make their weapons.

:Here are a few of my homemade Re-deader's to inspire you would be z-poc MacGyver's: 

(Remember to do the big guy proud!)