Zydrate Zoe's Blog (51)

well its snow finally,fat flakess settling on the ground and the car and everywhere else!its beautiful but as ever its beauty comes at a price...no post(lazy fucker postal service,sooooo mad about that),all the home delivery slots filled at all the supermarkets til next monday!(panic buying,i just used it as an excuse to do a little more expensive shopping,smirk!) and it being so very cold!!!!!!!seriously,i'm freezin my tits off!been in my nightie and dressing gown cos theres no way i'm goin…

so i've been wanting sherbet kinda more then normal...thats a worrying thing,believe me!(last time i craved it this much i was preggers with bella)

when z-day comes i sense that i'll be doing a tallahasee for sherbet fountains and dib dabs!!!

bella stood up all by herself with no support last night,i'm so proud of her!she's been singing this morning,bless her.its icy cold here in peacehaven cos its gonna snow,i dont cope well with cold so its a pajama day for me(think i'll cook…

so i went back to brighton today,with my bad ankle knowing it was gonna snow,got some nice stuff then went to ann summers(for non-brits,they're like jimmyjane or victoria's secret) and got myself a lil somethin somethin then went to pumpkin patch n got la diva bella some cute clothes then had to freakin wait half an hour for a bus cos the lamewad bus service to my area stopped due to snow!!!!goddess help me i hate buses!shoulda got a cab home cos when i got home i ws shivering like…

well i'm up,my pretty diamond ring is here(bella's xmas pressie to either me or my nan),i didnt sleep well...had about 3 hours instead of my usual 7/8 hours and my body isn't thanking me for the lack of sleep.my brain is feeling like its been nommed on by a zombie.i've got a bit of shopping to do before cooking thanksgiving dinner(mmmmmmmm...turkey!) so i really need some sherbet(yes i really mean sherbet,i got semi-addicted to it when i was pregnant with bella and i still adore it,when…

erm,ok so is it just me or are people in general(not you guys on WZ) just total buttbags?!!

when i talk to people,who are meant to have known me my whole life or went to school with me or are related to me, about zombies they just start mumbling or make some lame joke like "as i dead people" or "zombies'll never exist" dont they realize that there are labs dedicated to reanimation research and there enough zombie fans woring in scientific labs AND there are several illnesses out there…

well i had a dream about smart zeds who knew what xmas was and celebrated by roasting humans,they kept saying they wanted me cos i look like i'd roast well and be moist!sick right???????they were in santa hats and the women had make-up on...smart zeds,yikes!

they kept trying to bash down my door and chase my aroured bus and bella was throwing coconuts out the windows and chuckling when they hit the zombies heads and made that clunky noise...even in my dreams my daughter has…

so i was on a site innocently looking for xmas gifts for my man and myself *whistles nonchalantly* and what do i see but this vibrator that they're calling death by orgasm they do a vampire one,a werewolf one,a mummy one and A ZOMBIE ONE...ladies and gents of wicked zombies i give you a zombie freakin vibrator!!!!!!!!!!!

heres the link…

saw the walking dead last night,loved it!it was what i expected it to be and i'm glad.this morning i've fnally gotten a jump on xmas pressies.going postal dvd for paul,a gorgeous coat for my mum and an icecream maker for leah(my 6 year old little sister)now just gotta get kevin(my older bro),laura(kevins gf),my little bella and my nan proper pressies for then i'm just getting stocking fillers n xmas food.been playing on my laptop on cracked.com,they've got some funny zombie articles like 5…

up now,the sky installer is here and he just drilled a hole in our wall it was sooooooooooo loud it felt like my brains were being drilled in!bella woke up and pushed her head onto my boobs like she was trying to ignore the noise.i hate being up so freakin early!!!!!!!!!!now he's out fittin the dish.the living dead here i come!

ended up watching hitchhikers guide to the galaxy last night,love stephen frys narrative...i wish that world war z were going to be narrated by him!so smart…

well i'm back again,been researching diseases but i'm not much further ahead on the stories.Paul(my other half) went down the north Laines and got me some wicked fudge(baileys,choc orange,lemon merigue and somethin that tastes of strawberry n had cookie pieces in it),i've been being seriously ill most of yesterday evening and this afternoon have been spent barfing up.Had a burger that had the hottest chilli sauce ever n then that came back up too,think i'm off burgers for a while.just…

Oh bloody hell i'm tired,bella decided to stay up most of the freakin night and so i was up singing her to sleep,feeding her and all that jazz,itss bloody alright for her,she's zonked now,her little baby snore is so cute but i have to stay awake for the shopping to get delivered.started writing a new short story called the infected,looking for more inspiration.Must look into the communicability of animal diseases to humans.i'm having a skive break right now cos i'm exhausted but i must get…