Shootmenow's Blog – August 2011 Archive (2)

     When you spend time working on a zombie card game, you inevitably find yourself with "zombies on the brain" even in your free time. That's where this list comes from. These are movies of varying levels of quality that would benefit greatly if a Zombie Apocalypse occurred at some point during their run-time. Genre movies (horror, sci-fi, fantasy, super hero, etc) were not eligible for this list since they seemed to "muddy the waters" a bit too much. So, here they are, in no particular…

10. Don't call the Government for help.

  9. Don't barricade yourself in the attic.

  8. Hardtops are better than convertibles.

  7. Whether a fuckin' costume or a way of life, a leather jacket and a mohawk do absolutely nothing to prevent a zombie from biting into your head like a candy apple.

  6. Don't smack around old storage drums.

  5. Don't agree to do a favor for someone unless you know EXACTLY what it is first.

  4. Sometimes the movies…