Zydrate Zoe's Posts - Wicked Zombies2024-03-28T16:05:22ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoehttp://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1965875833?profile=RESIZE_48X48&width=48&height=48&crop=1%3A1http://www.wickedzombies.com/profiles/blog/feed?user=3lllq0wotatvn&xn_auth=noMissed me?tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2015-05-06:2826695:BlogPost:5388332015-05-06T23:42:27.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>I'm back, its been forever but i am home! I am 28 now,bella is five!(pics to come)and started school in september,shes the smaetest kid in her school and she is so heartbreakingly beautiful,we are still in east sussex but further down the coast now.<br/> i missed you guys!<br/>
Xxxxxx<br/>
Zoe</p>
<p>I'm back, its been forever but i am home! I am 28 now,bella is five!(pics to come)and started school in september,shes the smaetest kid in her school and she is so heartbreakingly beautiful,we are still in east sussex but further down the coast now.<br/> i missed you guys!<br/>
Xxxxxx<br/>
Zoe</p>i hate septembertag:www.wickedzombies.com,2012-09-14:2826695:BlogPost:4879392012-09-14T00:52:07.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>hi all,as you know september sucks for me but i'm trying to get through it by focussing on bella and paul,been planning for z-day as always oh and I GOT A FREE SIGNED COPY OF DEAD SET from charlie brooker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tee hees,yay! bella is learning lots of new words and,at 2 years and 9 months old,can bloody read! how proud of a mummy am i?!!!again yay!</p>
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<p>miss me?</p>
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<p>xxxx</p>
<p>Z</p>
<p>hi all,as you know september sucks for me but i'm trying to get through it by focussing on bella and paul,been planning for z-day as always oh and I GOT A FREE SIGNED COPY OF DEAD SET from charlie brooker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tee hees,yay! bella is learning lots of new words and,at 2 years and 9 months old,can bloody read! how proud of a mummy am i?!!!again yay!</p>
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<p>miss me?</p>
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<p>xxxx</p>
<p>Z</p>feeling undead...tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2012-07-24:2826695:BlogPost:4841532012-07-24T22:31:37.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>ughhhh i swear,sleeping odd hours sucks! i got to sleep at about 5am and was kicked awake by bella at about 11am,then stayed up til about 4pm and zomked for 2 hours so i feel like a goddamn starved zombie! worst part of it is the sex dreams! ohg some funny ones!!!!!! hehe</p>
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<p>so i'm rather exited about the lammas festival this weekend in eastbourne(where i'm living),cant wait to dress up and have fun! i already know what i'm gonna wear and i just CANNOT FREAKIN…</p>
<p>ughhhh i swear,sleeping odd hours sucks! i got to sleep at about 5am and was kicked awake by bella at about 11am,then stayed up til about 4pm and zomked for 2 hours so i feel like a goddamn starved zombie! worst part of it is the sex dreams! ohg some funny ones!!!!!! hehe</p>
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<p>so i'm rather exited about the lammas festival this weekend in eastbourne(where i'm living),cant wait to dress up and have fun! i already know what i'm gonna wear and i just CANNOT FREAKIN WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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<p>bella was real evil today,she tried biting me in the eye then threw a ma-hoooo-sive tantrum when i told her off,i've got bruises all up my thighs from her kicking me...</p>
<p> </p>Hey Sweetiestag:www.wickedzombies.com,2012-07-22:2826695:BlogPost:4836652012-07-22T14:27:06.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>hi guys,ponce again sorry for how long i've been away but we fucking moved again! oh and we had a "house-guest" for four months!yeah remember that friend who died? her little sister moved in with us to escape from her violent parents...it was an experience that i dont think i'd repeat because i dont like people being inconsiderate,treating me like an unpaid maid and treating my home like a fucking flophouse!leaving mess all over my living room,hairy razors in my bathroom etc!ok...rant…</p>
<p>hi guys,ponce again sorry for how long i've been away but we fucking moved again! oh and we had a "house-guest" for four months!yeah remember that friend who died? her little sister moved in with us to escape from her violent parents...it was an experience that i dont think i'd repeat because i dont like people being inconsiderate,treating me like an unpaid maid and treating my home like a fucking flophouse!leaving mess all over my living room,hairy razors in my bathroom etc!ok...rant over!</p>
<p>Our little bella is getting big,clever and fast! she's so adorable(will post a pic or 2 of her later!) but she's still a demon,i love the hell outta her.</p>
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<p>so what about those drug-induced "zombie-cannibal" attacks in florida? my bro was over there at the time and he said people were all panicky...freaky! lol unfortunately no real zombies as yet though...c'est la vie(for now)</p>
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<p>mira grant's newsflesh trilogy is complete,i loved the whole lot and wish there was more to come but at least 2 more novellas are on the way so i can deal! hehe,i got a ,ma-hooo-sive zombie bundle of kindle books wheich i'm working my way through...have to say,loved allison hewitt is trapped by madeleine roux! but then again blogging makes me happy!</p>
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<p>the place i'm in now is easily securable,as a building,should z-day come...as is the fortress 5 minutes drive from my new flat...and we have a whol lot of non-perishable food...thats the plus-points!</p>
<p>negative points are that there are 3 double flights of stairs,the road is busy and the other people in the building(with 3 exceptions) suck...i would let them all become zombie chow to protect thos i give a fuck about.</p>
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<p>so how have my WZers been? i've missed you guys</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxxx</p>
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<p>Zoe</p>
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<p>p.s got "in all my dreams i drown" from the devil's carnival soundtrack stuck in my head...hehe</p>HAPPY GHOUL YEAR!tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-12-31:2826695:BlogPost:4538432011-12-31T21:20:29.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
Hello darlings,hope you all had a nice xmas! I'm still hangin on in there, bella tirned two last week! She is a madam!<br />
I've got a cold but i'm ok. Paul says hi to you guys. Bella is at my mums so i've been stoned all days<br />
So do y'all think 2012 is the year for zombies? Could the mayan calendar be right about the apocalypse thing? If so I hope its zombies!!!!!<br />
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Hehe, anyway HAPPY GHOUL YEAR my lovely WZers! Love you guys!<br />
<br />
Xxxxxx<br />
<br />
Zoe
Hello darlings,hope you all had a nice xmas! I'm still hangin on in there, bella tirned two last week! She is a madam!<br />
I've got a cold but i'm ok. Paul says hi to you guys. Bella is at my mums so i've been stoned all days<br />
So do y'all think 2012 is the year for zombies? Could the mayan calendar be right about the apocalypse thing? If so I hope its zombies!!!!!<br />
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Hehe, anyway HAPPY GHOUL YEAR my lovely WZers! Love you guys!<br />
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Xxxxxx<br />
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Zoebrainfarttag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-10-16:2826695:BlogPost:4309052011-10-16T20:02:20.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
is it bad that i kinda want winter to hurry up and get here already?lol hi all my WZ family,sorry bout being so irratic with my visits but bella is developing so fast now...she's running around,swearing,chattering,grabbing stuff...i need to grow a spare pair of arms to keep up with her!<br />
bless her,i love my wickedzombaby bella!was i missed?<br />
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i want the snow here,i want the cold clean smell of it,i want the icy beauty of it.<br />
<br />
so i got our halloween outfits:mine is my blood red corset,flowing…
is it bad that i kinda want winter to hurry up and get here already?lol hi all my WZ family,sorry bout being so irratic with my visits but bella is developing so fast now...she's running around,swearing,chattering,grabbing stuff...i need to grow a spare pair of arms to keep up with her!<br />
bless her,i love my wickedzombaby bella!was i missed?<br />
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i want the snow here,i want the cold clean smell of it,i want the icy beauty of it.<br />
<br />
so i got our halloween outfits:mine is my blood red corset,flowing black skirt and my brand new black velvet cape to which i'll add some greeny-grey facepaint,a little fake blood and i'm ready,a very hot zombie!bella's outfit is a gothy witch outfit,she looks son precious in it!paul can be frank-n-furter from rocky horror,i'll zombify him too!lol might have to put pix up of us in our costumes!<br />
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so how are we gonna celebrate zombie jesus's birthday(Xmas) here on WZ?aside from me creating new zombie carols and tasty zombie themed goodies?<br />
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xxxxxxxxxxx<br />
<br />
Zoe<br />
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p.s bella says hewwwwohi alltag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-09-28:2826695:BlogPost:4254782011-09-28T23:07:41.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
Hey my WZers,how are you all?<br />
Theb weekend with the family went well,leah and everyone else had a great time. I have a stonker of a cold right now,miss bella is screaming the word BUMCRACK! Every few minutes,ahhh my life is never dull,thats for fuckin sure.<br />
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Its the 3rd anniversary of my twins dying today,i'm sad but i'm holdin it together...i'll probably end up bawling my eyes out when bella and paul cant see or hear it,but for now i'm on kiinda an even keel,keepin my spirits up with…
Hey my WZers,how are you all?<br />
Theb weekend with the family went well,leah and everyone else had a great time. I have a stonker of a cold right now,miss bella is screaming the word BUMCRACK! Every few minutes,ahhh my life is never dull,thats for fuckin sure.<br />
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Its the 3rd anniversary of my twins dying today,i'm sad but i'm holdin it together...i'll probably end up bawling my eyes out when bella and paul cant see or hear it,but for now i'm on kiinda an even keel,keepin my spirits up with weed,bella,comedy dvds and chocolate.<br />
I will try not to cry today but guys i'm serious when I ask you to light a candle or say a prayer(i dont mind what faith you are) for my little ones,tara and gabriella.<br />
Thanx<br />
<br />
Xxxxxxx<br />
<br />
Zoe<br />
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P.s freaky radioactive zombie dreams...will explain em laterreally fucking depressedtag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-09-16:2826695:BlogPost:4179962011-09-16T21:47:16.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
Well what can I say,i know I been gone a while but I missed you all,so hi my WZers.<br />
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The anniversary of my friends suicide was a few days ago,it sucked bigtime.<br />
My friend steph had a baby girl today,lucky her...i'm so broody and its making me depressed as fuck,add to that my twin daughters birth and death date being on the 29th of this month...i havent really stopped crying for most of this month...at least,not on the inside<br />
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My family has decided to all come over on the 25th for my sisters…
Well what can I say,i know I been gone a while but I missed you all,so hi my WZers.<br />
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The anniversary of my friends suicide was a few days ago,it sucked bigtime.<br />
My friend steph had a baby girl today,lucky her...i'm so broody and its making me depressed as fuck,add to that my twin daughters birth and death date being on the 29th of this month...i havent really stopped crying for most of this month...at least,not on the inside<br />
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My family has decided to all come over on the 25th for my sisters birthday,she'll be 7,i have to plan a weekend of "fun!"<br />
Personally I think my mum has decided to try and distract me<br />
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I want to die<br />
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I hate september.<br />
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If it werent for bella i'd probably take every pill I could find in the house<br />
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Anyhoo,i'm not selfish enough to do it,i just need to get it off my chest,sorry for the rant<br />
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Xxxxxxx<br />
<br />
Zoe<br />
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P.s bella yelled "shit!" in the middle of asda's todaygoodbye home...tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-08-09:2826695:BlogPost:3750662011-08-09T08:54:04.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
Ok,for those of you who dont know,there is bigtime rioting here in england,london especially.i was born in london,i lived there til a few months ago and i visit there regularly cos my friends and my family all live there...<br />
Ealing(where my mum lives)-destroyed,camden,briixton,hanwell,southall,tottenham,streatham and so many other places it boggles the mind<br />
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All the important places in my life,with regards to london, have been destroyed or vastly damatged<br />
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I'm going up there this saturday,if its…
Ok,for those of you who dont know,there is bigtime rioting here in england,london especially.i was born in london,i lived there til a few months ago and i visit there regularly cos my friends and my family all live there...<br />
Ealing(where my mum lives)-destroyed,camden,briixton,hanwell,southall,tottenham,streatham and so many other places it boggles the mind<br />
<br />
All the important places in my life,with regards to london, have been destroyed or vastly damatged<br />
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I'm going up there this saturday,if its safe to...if it doesnt spread further like to here...<br />
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Areas of the uk look like zombies have been rampaging...shit,zombies would be easier<br />
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I'm crying as i write this<br />
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Goodbye london,i loved you and i'm so sorry rioters raped you and pillaged your bounty<br />
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Zoerandom stufftag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-07-26:2826695:BlogPost:3505672011-07-26T15:12:04.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>well its time for a brainfart blog entry just to clear my head a bit...</p>
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<p>tingle tangle in my head,tangle tangle out instead, tingle tingle goes my phone,a little jingle goes the tone and in my head confusion reigns,find myself in limbo again-some random rhyming poetry from me</p>
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<p>ok so when z-day comes would you become celibate? or take a risk for pleasure?</p>
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<p>i mean,one way or another someone would be having sex to continue out…</p>
<p>well its time for a brainfart blog entry just to clear my head a bit...</p>
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<p>tingle tangle in my head,tangle tangle out instead, tingle tingle goes my phone,a little jingle goes the tone and in my head confusion reigns,find myself in limbo again-some random rhyming poetry from me</p>
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<p>ok so when z-day comes would you become celibate? or take a risk for pleasure?</p>
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<p>i mean,one way or another someone would be having sex to continue out species,right?</p>
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<p>i have a migraine right now,think its time for me to go to sleep for a bit.</p>
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<p>another question while i'm at it,do zombies actually scare you?</p>
<p> </p>hello darlings,miss me?tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-07-25:2826695:BlogPost:3484672011-07-25T11:30:00.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>hi all,i'm back again,been a busy girl making my new flat into a home.</p>
<p>bella is her happy self but she's so vocal now that its nuts!</p>
<p>i've missed you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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<p>been workin on my book,been baking,</p>
<p>been having zombie dreams but i dont focus on that,not always...</p>
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<p>did ya'll hear bout the "corpse" waking up in south africa? weird right?lol</p>
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<p>anyhoo i'm gonna post a pic of bella to show you how she's…</p>
<p>hi all,i'm back again,been a busy girl making my new flat into a home.</p>
<p>bella is her happy self but she's so vocal now that its nuts!</p>
<p>i've missed you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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<p>been workin on my book,been baking,</p>
<p>been having zombie dreams but i dont focus on that,not always...</p>
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<p>did ya'll hear bout the "corpse" waking up in south africa? weird right?lol</p>
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<p>anyhoo i'm gonna post a pic of bella to show you how she's grown</p>
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<p>missed you all</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxxxx</p>
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<p>Zoe and bella(p.s paul says hi too)<a target="_self" href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1977081868?profile=original"><img src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1977081868?profile=original" class="align-full" width="640"/></a></p>
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<p> </p>I'll be gone a whiletag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-21:2826695:BlogPost:2732022011-05-21T12:25:46.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>hey everyone,i'm going offline for a few weeks,hopefully will be back online within a month,i'll miss you all.</p>
<p>if anyone wants to chat or ask me anythng my email addy thankfully connects to my mobile phone,my email is <a href="mailto:akashaz2000@hotmail.com">akashaz2000@hotmail.com</a></p>
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<p>i'll miss you all</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxxx</p>
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<p>Zoe</p>
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<p>P.S if z-day happens then see you all on the other side!lol</p>
<p>hey everyone,i'm going offline for a few weeks,hopefully will be back online within a month,i'll miss you all.</p>
<p>if anyone wants to chat or ask me anythng my email addy thankfully connects to my mobile phone,my email is <a href="mailto:akashaz2000@hotmail.com">akashaz2000@hotmail.com</a></p>
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<p>i'll miss you all</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxxx</p>
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<p>Zoe</p>
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<p>P.S if z-day happens then see you all on the other side!lol</p>huh...tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-21:2826695:BlogPost:2732002011-05-21T10:54:48.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>right so an update:the cdc's zombie post is number 2 on yahoo uks trending now section AND the zombie post has become so popular over the last 24 hours that it crashed the site!opinions please darlings!</p>
<p>according to those loonie rapturists the world is gonna end today,i call BULLSHIT on that!lol if it does end lets all meet up and pound a few shots in heaven(or wherever we end up,lol,i'm a pagan so summerland is where i would wanna be)but at least if it did end i could be with nikki…</p>
<p>right so an update:the cdc's zombie post is number 2 on yahoo uks trending now section AND the zombie post has become so popular over the last 24 hours that it crashed the site!opinions please darlings!</p>
<p>according to those loonie rapturists the world is gonna end today,i call BULLSHIT on that!lol if it does end lets all meet up and pound a few shots in heaven(or wherever we end up,lol,i'm a pagan so summerland is where i would wanna be)but at least if it did end i could be with nikki and bobby and my twins and asha...i gotta look on the glass half full side of things!</p>
<p>i emailled the cdc,waiting for a response but i'll let ya'll know when it happens</p>
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<p>had more blush inducing dreams but i'm ok with that,bella is going to mums til monday so hopefully paul and i can...have some couple time!lol,i'm feelin to do the whole romantic dinner thing and wear somethin nice for him...he'd like that i think.</p>
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<p>anyhoo bella is waking up so i gots to go for now.anybody got any ideas for quick weapons against zombes that one might generally find in their car?</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxxxx</p>
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<p>Zoe</p>
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<p> </p>EVERYBODY READ THIStag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-20:2826695:BlogPost:2720642011-05-20T11:32:53.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>Right,</p>
<p>so someone at the CDC put this on their official blog,we all know they dont fuck about </p>
<p>ok so heres a link <a target="_blank" href="http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp">http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp</a></p>
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<p>why would anyone at the CDC put this up if not as a warning?</p>
<p>could z-day be on the way?</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxx</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Zoe</p>
<p>Right,</p>
<p>so someone at the CDC put this on their official blog,we all know they dont fuck about </p>
<p>ok so heres a link <a target="_blank" href="http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp">http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp</a></p>
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<p>why would anyone at the CDC put this up if not as a warning?</p>
<p>could z-day be on the way?</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxx</p>
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<p>Zoe</p>more of those dreams!tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-19:2826695:BlogPost:2715692011-05-19T10:28:11.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>good morning everybody,well it seems my dreams want to become a series cos they've been continuing...at least its realistic!in the content area...kinda weirded out so i'm not gonna put what happened up but let it be enough to say that my zombie/erotica short story now has some inspiration!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>feeling a bit better today,managed to hold down some pasta yesterday!yay</p>
<p>good morning everybody,well it seems my dreams want to become a series cos they've been continuing...at least its realistic!in the content area...kinda weirded out so i'm not gonna put what happened up but let it be enough to say that my zombie/erotica short story now has some inspiration!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>feeling a bit better today,managed to hold down some pasta yesterday!yay</p>Isabella-Selene is awesome!tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-18:2826695:BlogPost:2711182011-05-18T19:06:44.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>lol according to mira grant(the author of FEED) my little girl is the most awesome 17 month old in the world cos she can say "zombies,yayyyy!"</p>
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<p>that in and of itself is worthy of its own blog entry</p>
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<p>hellz yeah!</p>
<p>lol according to mira grant(the author of FEED) my little girl is the most awesome 17 month old in the world cos she can say "zombies,yayyyy!"</p>
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<p>that in and of itself is worthy of its own blog entry</p>
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<p>hellz yeah!</p>same scenario,similar dream...oh and a question for everyone too!tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-18:2826695:BlogPost:2711682011-05-18T10:55:16.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p><a href="http://lolzombie.com/3757/zombies-necrophiliacs/" target="_blank">http://lolzombie.com/3757/zombies-necrophiliacs/</a> this will make ya laugh!</p>
<p>right so i'm gonna get the question outta the ways first: What Would You Say If You Were Meeting An Extraterrestrial?</p>
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<p>so i'm still ill but i'm guessing my bodys natural painkillers must have kicked in cos i dont feel quite as terrible as last night but i am starving!didnt hold any food or drink down all of yesterday…</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://lolzombie.com/3757/zombies-necrophiliacs/">http://lolzombie.com/3757/zombies-necrophiliacs/</a> this will make ya laugh!</p>
<p>right so i'm gonna get the question outta the ways first: What Would You Say If You Were Meeting An Extraterrestrial?</p>
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<p>so i'm still ill but i'm guessing my bodys natural painkillers must have kicked in cos i dont feel quite as terrible as last night but i am starving!didnt hold any food or drink down all of yesterday apart from half a bag of malteasers(nom nom nommmmm,i'll be ordering paul to get me more of those since my tummy is tolerating them,thats right I WEAR THE TROUSERS BABY!lol)bella is feeling a bit better i think.</p>
<p>anyhoo so again the zombie dreams,this time as well as my core survival group(me,paul,bella,my mum,my lil sister leah,my big brother kevin and his fiancee laura,my little godsister neena and my godmother helen) my ex and his kids were there...i'm guessing i took pity and saved his sorry lame ass cos he had the kids with him,otherwise i would've gladly chopped him up and fed him to the zeds,some people from my old high school were there too but that kinda makes sense cos the ones that were there were the ones i still talk to(aimee,she's still my best mate who knows most of my secrets!) and also the smartest dude in my yeargroup too(whom i recently found out has had a crush on me since we were about eleven,he told me on facebook when we started talking a few months ago,weird cos in school he never talked to me he just fuckin stared at me like i was a science project he was studying and now all these years later he finally bucked up the courage to talk to me and he's rather sweet) but that makes sense cos he's like a total genius,his knowledge would help keep us alive...</p>
<p>anyhoo,the zombies were semi-smart and hunted us in packs...they had trackers that scented us and then would howl and the packs would descend.we had to find ways to replenish our supplies without the trackers finding us,scary but awesome dream!wish it was legal to have guns here in the UK,might have to join a hunting club so that i can get a gun lisence</p>
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<p>anyways i'm off to attempt to eat something,wish me luck,lol!</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxxxx</p>
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<p>Zoe</p>it had better not fuckin start with the flu!!!!!!!!!!!tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-17:2826695:BlogPost:2703892011-05-17T18:13:52.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>ohmygoth i feel so poo!lol the cold is getting worse,both me and bella are definately ill,she vomited on me last night and she had a little temperature today,my poor baby.i'm havin to drag my sick arse outta bed to look after her cos pauls been out,my head is pounding and i vom'd up bout half an hour ago.i'm listening to an audiobook cos i cant bear the brightness of my screen for more then 5mins at a time without wanting to upchuck again.</p>
<p>you may or may not have picked up on my…</p>
<p>ohmygoth i feel so poo!lol the cold is getting worse,both me and bella are definately ill,she vomited on me last night and she had a little temperature today,my poor baby.i'm havin to drag my sick arse outta bed to look after her cos pauls been out,my head is pounding and i vom'd up bout half an hour ago.i'm listening to an audiobook cos i cant bear the brightness of my screen for more then 5mins at a time without wanting to upchuck again.</p>
<p>you may or may not have picked up on my little zombie joke(itstartedwiththeflu.com was a promo site for the left 4 dead games) but right now i am wishing beyond everything for painkillers and to be able to hold some food down.</p>
<p>i dreamed about z-day having come and me looting specific shops,getting supplies of meds and non-perishables and luxury chocolates...crazy right?dreaming about teaching bella to loot hotel chocolat!!!!!!!lol</p>
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<p>speaking of the little demon,she's demanding my attention now so off i gotta go...</p>
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<p>byes</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxx</p>
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<p>Zoe </p>i am in zombie mama modetag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-16:2826695:BlogPost:2694832011-05-16T09:45:11.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>last night paul starts complaining bout being tired,yeah ok so i get that cos he worked late, i let him nap while i looked after bella and then i started gettin annoyed cos he expected me to look after her all alone,i got pissed at him and he gave in(he knows aunt flo is due v.soon and he knows i get moody so he knows its better to do things my way) bu i didnt sleep,despite being exhausted...i lay there for hours just spacing out util sleep did finall claim me.</p>
<p>i dreamed about being…</p>
<p>last night paul starts complaining bout being tired,yeah ok so i get that cos he worked late, i let him nap while i looked after bella and then i started gettin annoyed cos he expected me to look after her all alone,i got pissed at him and he gave in(he knows aunt flo is due v.soon and he knows i get moody so he knows its better to do things my way) bu i didnt sleep,despite being exhausted...i lay there for hours just spacing out util sleep did finall claim me.</p>
<p>i dreamed about being at a festival and a zombie outbreak happened,i got to shoot lady GAGME! fuckin awesome dude!i hate her so much,my parting shot was "HOWS THIS FOR A BAD ROMANCE?!!" then double-tapping in the head with a ma-hooo-sive sledgehammer!like i said,absolutely fuckin awesome!sheer perfection!made me wake up smiling but then oh shit i've woken up with a blocked nose,a weird headache,aches and a sore throat...SHIT,dude i have a cold!oh bugger that sucks,thanx so much fate,so i'm guessing the torturous breast pain(i dunno why),vomiting up and stomach cramps dont make me feel shit enough already! fuckkkk!if it gets worse then that means i'm gonna laid up in bed for a week,missing the gloriously warm late spring weather...</p>
<p>sometimes i really miss my mum,especially when i'm ill,she'd make me her jamaican chicken noodle soup and i'd feel better so fast but she's like 80 miles away and we dont got petrol to get to her til the weekend.</p>
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<p>sorry about the moaning,i'm done now but ya get why i'm in zombie mama mode now,dont you?</p>bella of the syrup fingers!!!!!!!tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-15:2826695:BlogPost:2688662011-05-15T11:52:36.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>my little bella is a demon sometimes,this morning i gave her cheerios for brekkie and she started nomming them but the second she saw my mcdonalds bag she threw the cheerio's and started begging for my pancakes n sausage...i'm an indulgent mother and she was a good girl last night so i gave in to her and she ate half of my breakfast but now her fingers are covered in syrup and she thinks it fun to shove then into my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>grrrr</p>
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<p>dreamed about being in…</p>
<p>my little bella is a demon sometimes,this morning i gave her cheerios for brekkie and she started nomming them but the second she saw my mcdonalds bag she threw the cheerio's and started begging for my pancakes n sausage...i'm an indulgent mother and she was a good girl last night so i gave in to her and she ate half of my breakfast but now her fingers are covered in syrup and she thinks it fun to shove then into my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>grrrr</p>
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<p>dreamed about being in heavily pregnant and going into labour during a zombie outbreak,scary as hell cos there was no epidural!lol speaking as someone who has given birth with(bella) and without pain(my premature stillborn twins tara and gabriella) relief i know which i prefer!i swear it,when z-day comes my arse is gonna make sure i save a trained midwife and loot a hospital so that theres enough pain relief for a lotta births!lol</p>
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<p>paul worked last night at a charity event called a night to remember(look it up,a night to remember,eastbourne east sussex, may 14th),he got paid and it was fun.he got back at 5am with macdonalds and some glowsticks for me!lol,i'm so easily pleased...</p>
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<p>now he's out buying me some belgian chocolates,yay!</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxx</p>
<p>Zoe</p>
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<p> </p>where is a zombie when you need one?????????tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-14:2826695:BlogPost:2682822011-05-14T08:54:31.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p><a href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1977081943?profile=original" target="_self"><img class="align-full" src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1977081943?profile=original" width="145"></img></a> right so my current situation sucks,i'm in a temporary place(a hotel) while looking foe a new flat cos the place i was living had black mould which is toxic!been here since monday and nothin too bad happened til last night...here it is:</p>
<p>the dude in the roo next to us is called adam,paul has spoken to him a few times and he seemed alright,yesterday adam's GF came to…</p>
<p><a target="_self" href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1977081943?profile=original"><img width="145" src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1977081943?profile=original" class="align-full"/></a>right so my current situation sucks,i'm in a temporary place(a hotel) while looking foe a new flat cos the place i was living had black mould which is toxic!been here since monday and nothin too bad happened til last night...here it is:</p>
<p>the dude in the roo next to us is called adam,paul has spoken to him a few times and he seemed alright,yesterday adam's GF came to stay the night with their little boy(bout same age as bella),so all was fine but at bout 9pm we hear them argue and leave it thinkin "doesnt sound too bad" and the arguing died down so we figured it was ok,at about eleven they started arguing again and by that point i was gettin annoyed cos i was tired.id died down again until 1am when it got louder and all of a sudden the GF is screaming down the hallway for the police cos adam was trying to kill her!it sounded like they were beating each other up n the kid was screaming "leave mummy alone",all this woke bella up,the arguing continued til 3am when the gf and the kid go stomping off out the front door...</p>
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<p>where is a spare zombie when you need one?!!</p>
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<p>now i hate domestic violence with ever fiber of my being cos my dad used to hit my mum so it was hard for me to hear all that stuff last night...mannnnnnn would i have loved to hear a zombie tear adam apart for hitting his GF. </p>hmmm...musingstag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-13:2826695:BlogPost:2680722011-05-13T20:56:11.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>is it cool to write a zombie story with some sex in it or not?(obviously not with the zombies!lol) cos some might think it gross and not wanna read it...hmmm i wonder.</p>
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<p> </p>
<p>is it cool to write a zombie story with some sex in it or not?(obviously not with the zombies!lol) cos some might think it gross and not wanna read it...hmmm i wonder.</p>
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<p> </p>happy friday the 13th!tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2011-05-13:2826695:BlogPost:2675832011-05-13T10:06:01.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
hiiiiiiiiiiii everyone,i'm back!
hiiiiiiiiiiii everyone,i'm back!pokeazombiewithastick daytag:www.wickedzombies.com,2010-12-28:2826695:BlogPost:1637912010-12-28T12:35:00.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>well the whole of england is on an unofficial bank holiday today so no post,i'm bored and i've spent most of last night sicking up everything that passed my lips,i'm still very ill.i am still in a foul mood cos of this uncle thing but hey i'm sure he'd be happy that i'm pretty much starving from the inside thanks to vomiting up,he'd be happy cos it'd make me lose weight against my will...</p>
<p>bella is curled up in my lap,bless her,she wants to sleep the day away</p>
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<p>i dreamed…</p>
<p>well the whole of england is on an unofficial bank holiday today so no post,i'm bored and i've spent most of last night sicking up everything that passed my lips,i'm still very ill.i am still in a foul mood cos of this uncle thing but hey i'm sure he'd be happy that i'm pretty much starving from the inside thanks to vomiting up,he'd be happy cos it'd make me lose weight against my will...</p>
<p>bella is curled up in my lap,bless her,she wants to sleep the day away</p>
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<p>i dreamed about poking zombies with a pointy stick and then lighting one of pauls farts to cause a flame-thrower-y thing at them...gotta feel sorry for the zeds when that happened!what a way to go</p>
<p> </p>
<p>so i hereby declare it international POKE A ZOMBIE WITH A STICK DAY!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>xxxxxxxxxxxx</p>
<p>Zoe</p>anyone got a lemsip?tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2010-12-27:2826695:BlogPost:1635132010-12-27T12:19:08.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>well this coldy thingie is getting worse,i've been sicking up a whole lot(it sucks cos i love xmas food),coughing fits,my chest hurts and my head is pounding...according to a friend of mine its abug thats going around and will last a few days.got greceries coming from tesco today,glad that at least the supermarkets are open on bank holidays cos i'd be sooooo much worse without cold+flu meds.</p>
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<p>so family-drama wise i found out why my mum isn't talking to my uncle,he's been…</p>
<p>well this coldy thingie is getting worse,i've been sicking up a whole lot(it sucks cos i love xmas food),coughing fits,my chest hurts and my head is pounding...according to a friend of mine its abug thats going around and will last a few days.got greceries coming from tesco today,glad that at least the supermarkets are open on bank holidays cos i'd be sooooo much worse without cold+flu meds.</p>
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<p>so family-drama wise i found out why my mum isn't talking to my uncle,he's been talking shit bout me behind my back,trying to get the whole of my family to gang up on me and MAKE me lose weight!for goddess sake i am an adult in my own right,i am a mother!my mum told him to fuck off and let me live my life.he started telling mum its her fault,she wanted to hit him so she went upstairs to calm down.he doesnt realize that i've lost 20lbs in the last month cos he hasn't fucking bothered to ask or to see me in the last 3 months,but none the less i am really hurt and insulted,i thought family is supposed to love unconditionally!i've been trying so hard to keep my xmas spirits up and not be hurt but finding out that my uncle has been saying shit bout me behind my back and another to my face really made me miserable.he needs to apologize or he'll be cut out of mine and bella's lives,i will never really forgive him for this because i am truly upset.this festive season has been semi-ruined by my uncle tony being a fucking arsehole,i wish he'd just drop deasd or get torn apart by zombies</p>
<p>sorry to bring the mood down a bit.</p>
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<p>still reading the ZSG and lovin it,paul has been asking me zombie questions,bless him!</p>
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<p>watched going postal yesterday,it was cool.pauls blu-ray of avatar will be here on thursday,he cant wait!my stuff from stateside candy will be with me 2morrow.</p>
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<p>anyhoo eastenders is on so i'm off to watch it.</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx</p>
<p>Zoe</p>*cough cough cough* hey alltag:www.wickedzombies.com,2010-12-26:2826695:BlogPost:1633572010-12-26T11:53:44.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>well xmas is over, the day and the stress of it are done.i have a cold,like a real stinker of one but i'll be ok if i can keep warm and take meds.</p>
<p>none of my family is talking to my uncle,myself included.</p>
<p>bella made out like a bandit,present-wise...6 toys, 14 outfits worth of clothes,money,jewellery.</p>
<p>i got a good haul too...a chocolate fountain,jewellery,boxes of chocolates,make-up,money,books(including the zombie survival guide!thanks to my brother kevin!been readin it…</p>
<p>well xmas is over, the day and the stress of it are done.i have a cold,like a real stinker of one but i'll be ok if i can keep warm and take meds.</p>
<p>none of my family is talking to my uncle,myself included.</p>
<p>bella made out like a bandit,present-wise...6 toys, 14 outfits worth of clothes,money,jewellery.</p>
<p>i got a good haul too...a chocolate fountain,jewellery,boxes of chocolates,make-up,money,books(including the zombie survival guide!thanks to my brother kevin!been readin it all day)</p>
<p>we spent xmas night watching doctor who,eastenders and then a bill bailey dvd,which was groovy!i've read half of the guide so far but got a bit distracted...</p>
<p>still need to play with the fountain,yum yummmmm</p>
<p>bella is teething badly(a back tooth) so she gets grumpy at night,bless her,she's zonked right now</p>
<p> </p>
<p>my special xmas pressies from paul will get here on tuesday or wednesday but its all good...i was 2morro weren't a bank holiday.anyhoo i'm off to do a lil shopping online and take some meds,might have a joint if my throat doesnt preotest too much</p>
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<p>we've got soooo much leftovers!</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxxx</p>
<p>Zoe</p>
<p>p.s thank you all for adopting my little bellaboo!i love that you have all taken to her so well</p>merry cryptmas!tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2010-12-25:2826695:BlogPost:1630112010-12-25T17:29:19.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>well its all worked out,dinner is very nearly cooked,i am in my flat,bella is happy,the car will be fixed within a week,got booze,got weed,spent time with mum and nan!</p>
<p>my brother got engaged to his lovely laura!</p>
<p>i'm tipsy,i'm happy and so i present to my WZ friends,7 of the twelve days of cryptmas:…</p>
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<p>well its all worked out,dinner is very nearly cooked,i am in my flat,bella is happy,the car will be fixed within a week,got booze,got weed,spent time with mum and nan!</p>
<p>my brother got engaged to his lovely laura!</p>
<p>i'm tipsy,i'm happy and so i present to my WZ friends,7 of the twelve days of cryptmas:</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="page-break-after: avoid; text-align: center; line-height: normal; margin: 5pt 0cm;"><span style="font-family: "Script MT Bold"; color: #003300; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">On the 1st day of Cryptmas, <br/>my zombie gave to me <br/>A dead person in a pear tree.</span></p>
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="page-break-after: avoid; text-align: center; line-height: normal; margin: 5pt 0cm;"><span style="font-family: "Script MT Bold"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">In the 3<sup>rd</sup> day of cryptmas</span></p>
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="page-break-after: avoid; text-align: center; line-height: normal; margin: 5pt 0cm;"><span style="font-family: "Script MT Bold"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">3 gnawed toes</span></p>
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="page-break-after: avoid; text-align: center; line-height: normal; margin: 5pt 0cm;"><span style="font-family: "Script MT Bold"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">3 gnawed toes</span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="page-break-after: avoid; text-align: center; line-height: normal; margin: 5pt 0cm;"><span style="font-family: "Script MT Bold"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">2 shattered spines</span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="page-break-after: avoid; text-align: center; line-height: normal; margin: 5pt 0cm;"><span style="font-family: "Script MT Bold"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">And a dead person in a pear tree</span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="page-break-after: avoid; text-align: center; line-height: normal; margin: 5pt 0cm;"><span style="font-family: "Script MT Bold"; color: #003300; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">On the 7th day of Cryptmas, <br/>my zombie gave to me <br/>7 deads a-swinging, <br/>6 kids a-dying, <br/>5 cold dead hands, <br/>4 calling ghouls, <br/>3 gnawed toes <br/>2 shattered spines, <br/>And a dead person in a pear tree.</span></p>
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<p></p>zombie headachetag:www.wickedzombies.com,2010-12-23:2826695:BlogPost:1624632010-12-23T13:18:30.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>well the madness is going on,i'm currently in london,possibly for a few days with the family,my head is pounding and i'm in need of painkillers but i'm glad to see my mum and nan.bella loves nan,as i knew she would.got to sleep at about half 4am,was stoned outta my freakin head!!!!!!!!!(mum looked after bells last night) and now i'm ready to face the day...kinda!</p>
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<p>got a surprise text from mum yesterday night saying "get ready we're coming for you" and so we did,bloody forgot…</p>
<p>well the madness is going on,i'm currently in london,possibly for a few days with the family,my head is pounding and i'm in need of painkillers but i'm glad to see my mum and nan.bella loves nan,as i knew she would.got to sleep at about half 4am,was stoned outta my freakin head!!!!!!!!!(mum looked after bells last night) and now i'm ready to face the day...kinda!</p>
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<p>got a surprise text from mum yesterday night saying "get ready we're coming for you" and so we did,bloody forgot the cake,its in peacehaven!!!!!!!grrrr</p>
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<p>anyhoo i'm off to hunt down some food</p>
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<p>xxxxxxxxxxxx</p>
<p>Zoe</p>
<p> </p>shamblers lamenttag:www.wickedzombies.com,2010-12-22:2826695:BlogPost:1623182010-12-22T11:29:30.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>well we all survived bella's first birthday more or less ok,she loved the pressies we got her,the cake turned out ok and i only had 2 minor meltdowns...all in all,not the worst day.</p>
<p>we had a little anything-but-tea party(we hate tea,paul is a coffee addict and i prefer alcohol or a nice milkshake) then watched shrek forever after and the sorcerors apprentice,bella loved it.she got sang to a lot and we had fun</p>
<p>the money i was due didnt come yesterday,its coming today so its not…</p>
<p>well we all survived bella's first birthday more or less ok,she loved the pressies we got her,the cake turned out ok and i only had 2 minor meltdowns...all in all,not the worst day.</p>
<p>we had a little anything-but-tea party(we hate tea,paul is a coffee addict and i prefer alcohol or a nice milkshake) then watched shrek forever after and the sorcerors apprentice,bella loved it.she got sang to a lot and we had fun</p>
<p>the money i was due didnt come yesterday,its coming today so its not so bad but it screwed one of the idea's i'd had planned.i've got sherbet fuelling me right now and i'm on pauls lappy cos mine sucks sometimes!</p>
<p>bella had a bit of toothache last night but we sorted that, i was up til 4am with her but exhaustion kicked in and so zooooooooooonk!</p>
<p>i'm feeling like a zombie whose been injected with red bull and sugar,thanks to the sherbet...btw its odd that americans dont get sherbet <a target="_self" href="http://www.thepinksugarmouse.com/sherbet%20fountain">this is sherbet!</a></p>
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<p>my monthly HC box of tasty chocolates arrived today,i'm looking forward to de-stressing with them</p>
<p>i've got 2 more boxes on the way,hopefully me the xmas one will get here in time cos if all else fails i can give it as a pressie</p>
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<p>well the little monster is stirring...time to soothe the savage beast</p>
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<p>Zoe</p>
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<p> </p>why me??!!!tag:www.wickedzombies.com,2010-12-20:2826695:BlogPost:1620712010-12-20T21:44:37.000ZZydrate Zoehttp://www.wickedzombies.com/profile/ZydrateZoe
<p>well after all the fuss and spending £200 sorting out the car now theres another fucking problem,the alternator is fucked and my daughters birthday is fucked.i feel like the worst mother in the world,cant stop cry and i wish someone would just fucking shoot me already cos at least then i wouldnt be there to fuck up the rest of bella's life.if i weren't such a fucking coward i'd slit my own wrists</p>
<p>well after all the fuss and spending £200 sorting out the car now theres another fucking problem,the alternator is fucked and my daughters birthday is fucked.i feel like the worst mother in the world,cant stop cry and i wish someone would just fucking shoot me already cos at least then i wouldnt be there to fuck up the rest of bella's life.if i weren't such a fucking coward i'd slit my own wrists</p>