Edgy ... raw ... creepy ... absurd ... visionary ... renegade ... rogue ... Ripper the Clown is a cartoon character come to life, morphing truth, fiction, pop culture and social commentary into unpredictable comedy chaos.
Ripper the Clown is the first indivual with the name "The Clown" to ever win a literary award: 2nd place for General Fiction at the 2014 Hollywood Book Festival for his zombie spoof novel: The Life & Mimes (& Zombie Apocalypse) of Ripper the Clown: The Autobiography of an Unconventional Zombie.
My Opinion Of How/When And/Or What "Z-Day" Will Be...
As detailed in my book, The Life & Mimes (& Zombie Apocalypse) of Ripper the Clown: The Autobiography of an Unconventional Zombie, the zombie revolution will start with a November tornado.
In The First Hours Of "Z-Day" I Would Go...
As detailed in my book, The Life & Mimes (& Zombie Apocalypse) of Ripper the Clown: The Autobiography of an Unconventional Zombie, I would go shopping at Wal-Mart and then test out my super powers upon learning I was a zombie.
My Ideal Weapon(s) To Use During "Z-Day"...
My hittin' stick.
Other Than Zombies I Would Have To Worry About...
As detailed in my book, The Life & Mimes (& Zombie Apocalypse) of Ripper the Clown: The Autobiography of an Unconventional Zombie, assassination from the living and/or from zombies who want to usurp my position.
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭
Sep 4, 2014
Black Plague
Oct 1, 2014
Kevin Zombieman Wilde
Supposed to be funny, that’s what the sign said,
But since he came, to my home town,
The people here wear dreadful frown.
They lock up their wives,
They lock up their daughters,
They’ve read about,
The dreadful slaughters,
Seventeen now all found dead,
But haven’t found a single head!!!
Bloody footprints have been seen,
Leading from the murder scene,
But then they seem to disappear,
The circus act, is always near!
So if you see this evil clown,
In this place, old Norwich Town,
Just ignore and let him be,
You could end up,
A casualty!!!
Mar 31, 2015
casecloser
May 2, 2015